Anji Mito: An advanced guide to Anji

Every thread needs drunk irc chat. So its time to contribute.

<klaige> no love for the old fucker of the room

<klaige> in that case it's time for old man stories in the irc chat.

<klaige> once apon a time..many years ago (in 2003) there was as college student named travis.

<klaige> Travis had unexpectedly stumbled across this new 2d fighter... guilty gear XX

<klaige> Travis decided he was intrigued...and wanted to know how really good players played this new fighter.

<klaige> he watched videos..and studied the ways of guilty gear.

<klaige> then by accident on a summer vacation with his fiance' he learned of this mystical land... the family fun center of omaha nebraska

<klaige> the family fun center had a guilty gear cabinet. it even had players who played the game competitively

<klaige> travis decided to venture out to the family fun center for a guilty gear tournament

<klaige> when he got there.. the goddamn cabinet broke...it seemed all was lost.

<klaige> but late in the night a magical tech man repaired the cabinet...and the tourney was on.

<klaige> Travis shenangianed his was through the field...doing non-sensical combos and having no other intuation than to mash out the most damaging things he knew over and over again.

<klaige> Eventually he took 2nd..in the first tournament he ever played..... extremely proud...he decided he had a career in fighting games

<klaige> foolishly Travis would go on to invest retarded amounts of time in effor in ever guilty gear game henceforth.

<klaige> in the 2006-2007 times he imagined a fairy land...where other iowas would flock to play guilty gear with him

<klaige> sadly this was not to be..and he continued to go to other states any time he wanted to play that fucking game

<klaige> eventually he got national recognition as one of those dumbasses who chose Anji-Mito as his main.

<klaige> And thus he travled the midwest...drinking whiskey and challenging many fuckmuppets to games of guilty gear.

<klaige> Now he resides in a fucked up house in west des moines..acitng as the crotchety old motherfucker of iowa fighting games

<klaige> He pines for a time when he house wasn't fucked by sewage floods...and when people gave a shit about gulty gear.

<klaige> One day perhaps his skills will be relevant...but for now he bitches and moans....and dreams of days where guilty gear is king...and his wasted time means something.

<klaige> Until then..he drinks more whiskey and farts alot in his computer chari..

<klaige> calling these new fighting game players whippersnappers and ingrateful fucksocks.

<klaige> he will die a lonely death.... eating cookie dough and drinking whiskey til his heart explodes.

<klaige> and all will say......

<klaige> 'hey...who was that fatass that played the faggy fan dude in gear 50 years ago?"

<klaige> -

<klaige> "what? stfu and playe more SF7"

<klaige> "kay"

<klaige> Fin