Dustloop Scene Project! GET EXPOSED- Episode 3: Renton, Washington State [PNW]

GET EXPOSED is Dustloop community project designed to introduce the internet to Blazblue communities from all over the world. If you and your community are interested in participating.

This week we bring you an interview from Renton, Washington.

C0R interviews the entirety of PNW's crew to give you a better idea of what their scene is like!

Interviewer- C0R

Interviewee- sG, Huey253, PlasticChicken, Blargster, Kaigu, NiggaJoe, Bohemian Polka

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Huey: Sure, why not.

C0R: Ok, ok. We're recording, we're recording. Do you want to do the honors?

Blargster: Give him the chicken, the chicken!

Huey: Hello, my name is Landis, and I'm going to make some chicken and waffles.

NiggaJoe: Erryday I'm drizzilin!

Huey: See that? UNH

sG: Man get that shit out of here.

-Crowd vocalizes their horror-

Huey: WOA, WOA WOA WAIT, WE'RE NOT DONE. We're not done.

sG: So these are the kind of people I'm involved with.

Huey: AaaaaAaaaAAAAaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! WOO!

sG: I'm not sure how I've stayed in the scene this long.

C0R: Alright.

Huey: Thirty seconds homie, let's go.

PlasticChicken: There's not enough Jack Daniels...

sG: NOT ENOUGH JACK DANIELS?!

-Lots of people talking-

NiggaJoe: You can have, the rest of the Jack Daniels, if, you don't put a pussy amount of Tabasco sauce on it.

C0R: Oh, we have, the questions.

Blargster: You better open that damned door!

C0R: sG! sG we have the questions.

sG: Okay.

C0R: Can you give us a short introduction, about who you are, and what you're all about in the scene?

sG: I'm sG...

Huey: I'm gay!

sG: My real name is Derek...

Huey: I'm gay.

-Lols-

sG: I guess that's what the scenes' about.

Huey: Bromance!

sG: Bromance, and uh... some video games, I guess.

Blargster: Derek I'll see you tonight!

sG: ...Yeah. Uh, it's been largely the same for all four years.

-someone slaps sG on the ass, everyone looks at PlasticChicken-

sG: There you go.

C0R: How large, or active is the scene?

sG: If you pan the camera around the room, that's pretty much it.

-closeups on Kaigu > Spark > Tari > W0ki > Bohemian Polka-

sG: There's, there's some more people, but this is pretty much it.

Blargster: I'm sorry, I'm sorry!

sG: I'm not talking about you! Shut the fuck up!

Blargster: Why you gotta be angry?

Bohemian Polka: Yeah that's Derek, he's a cool guy.

C0R: And we have me!

-closeup on C0R-

sG: I hope you know that didn't do anything, I hope you know.

C0R: Shut up nigga.

Bohemian Polka: So, what are...

C0R: Oh, right right.

C0R: What are your meets...

sG: I like how everyone can see that we're reading the questions off the laptop.

C0R: Hold on, hold on. What are your meets generally like and how often do you hold meets?

sG: Uh, we meet up, generally, twice a week.

-Huey eats chiken and waffles-

sG: We usually meet at, at THIS GUY'S PLACE.

-sG fondles' huey's nipple-

sG: You're having a good time right?

sG: And we usually meet up at Spark's place, where we're at right now.

C0R: Alright. What do you like best about your scene, and what do you (tongue twister), ick, what do you think is the scene's strong suit?

sG: What I like best about the scene, is... well, you know, I'm sure you can tell.

sG: What was the other part of the question?

C0R: What do you... what do you feel is the strongest suit about the scene.

sG: Uh, we're all pretty friendly with eachother.

C0R: I see.

sG: Yeah, aside from that, and hitting Rebecca with the freezer door. Um, you know we don't always just play Blazblue. You know, we've gone like, out to the mountians and shit.

sG: And tomorrow...

Blargster: and Karaoke!

sG: And Karaoke. Tomorrow, me, Landis and Jason are going to the Casino, win big.

C0R: Oh, we're moving. We're moving.

C0R: Okay so. Hold on (x3).

C0R: What are some major tournaments in your area?

sG: We... don't really have any! Actually. We have Northwest Majors coming up soon, but we don't actually have a lot of tournaments. I guess it's something I would like to see more of, but I don't think it's actually that big of a problem.

PlasticChicken: Because we all love eachother.

C0R: Because we all love eachother.

NiggaJoe: I hate everybody.

sG: I think throwing money into the mix just... tears us apart.

PlasticChicken: It's true.

sG: Fuck you.

C0R: Uhmmm... Is tournament attendance important to your scene? I guess we already answered that.

sG: I don't really think so, actually. We meet up often enough that sometimes even our best players don't show up to tournaments. Alex doesn't really enter tournaments. Around here, ever.

Huey: No! His name must be a mystery on the internet, forever.

sG: Yeah, I know.

C0R: Not anymore! Unlike Bobby Maverick.

sG: Bobbeh! Shoutouts to Bobby Maverick.

C0R: If someone was interested in joining the scene, but wasn't sure if they should attend meets, what would you tell them?

sG: Get over it? You know, I guess uh, it can be a little intimidating to first get into the scene because everyone already knows eachother so well. But, I really don't think any of us are, mean or anything. I don't think it's hard to get into the scene.

sG: So, yeah. Throw a post up on Dustloop, and you're pretty much good to go.

C0R: Okay, okay. What else should people know about your area?

sG: Uh... Space Needle! And GUILTY GEAR.

Kaigu: And Starbucks... and Starbucks.

sG: Did you know there's a Starbucks at the bottom of the Space Needle, and one at the top, in case you get thirsty on the elevator ride.

Huey: There's no Roscoe's here, so we have to make our own.

sG: BUT, you know what we do have?

sG: We have DICK'S.

-lols-

sG: We have Dick's.

sG: It's a burger place.

sG: Is that the last question?

C0R: Yeah.

sG: Okay one more thing. Come here sir.

-grabs PlasticChiken-

sG: I would like to give a shoutout to my producer Jason Kim.

Huey: This guy made it possible.

sG: I wouldn't be this far today without Jason Kim.

Huey: Thank you dad... I mean Jason.

C0R: Okay, well, I think that... that wraps it up.

C0R: Okay, thanks guys! Everybody says bye.

Huey: Oh yeah, I won the last tournament.