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i dunno about you, i enjoy playing against tager~

they're just salty because they can't troll and still win.. bunch of scrubs~

can't win so they complain about matchups and tiers

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YO

why do you think i use makoto lololol.

brian, you fill me with so much salt, can you come to MAD with us and join my team and carry me again :D :D :D :D

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ya i'd enjoy playing zangief if i mained sagat too.

edit: BRIAN I SEE YOU ONLINE. LET'S PLAY :D

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today was the return of xxxD3adl1est dA gAwDxxx

24 win streak, why you so good?

LESSONS LEARNED TODAY.

makoto vs haku-men/tager = IMPOSSIBLE. WHAT KIND OF CHARACTER CAN 5A MY J2C CLEAN AND NOT EVEN GET A SINGLE TRADE?! WHAT THE FUCK?

haku-men vs tager = impossible

carl vs tager = just let go of the stick when you get hit bro, carl insta loses. carl can't win.

arakune vs tager = EVEN :D

hakumen vs tager, impossible for who?

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yes brian. dat secret tech!

edit: lol brian that clutch

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i agree with this.

i'm gonna be honest though, brian, you know i'm cool with you, and i love how dumb bb can get sometimes, but incoming hate on tager rant:

i will preface this hate by saying that tager has given 30000 children nightmares and has drafted them, against their wills, into a war against the NOL #stoptager.

now i admit my makoto's ass but yo i can't even do combos right now, so give me a break lol (which compounded with terrible match-ups, makes playing on the cab completely pointless and a waste of time cause I essentially don't even get to "play the game" for those 3 rounds against certain characters). even though my makoto is ass, fighting only tager every week is PRETTY FUCKING ANNOYING. it's not fun. getting bodied in other match-ups is generally fun. tager though is just dumb. seeing tager streak everyone each week and nobody beating him without abusing incredibly fraudulent match-up mechanics makes me SMH.

i mean i could stop using makoto and switch back to valk, and i'd have a chance of kicking brian off the cab, but that match-up is super retarded and my valk is a fraud. why do i want to dumb down the game to a rather 2-dimensional match-up to have a chance of winning. only arakune was able to kick tager off the cab yesterday, so even if tager's gone, i still have to fight arakune lololol (one of csex valk's few bad match-ups gaiz WWWWWW, let us not even speak of makoto WWWWWW).

but ya that's right i'm hating on tager.

tager is the number 1 cause of sexual harassment in the FGC. he wants to smell your hair after he 720s you bro.

no one has fun fighting tager. every hit leads into the same obnoxiously long combo (you barely need to think about hit confirm routes with tager), so might as well stay the fuck away.

tager is a furfag, we all know what we think about furfags.

pretty sure random hazama player #23450252 is never going to show up at gety again cause we're all a bunch of assholes that use gay ass tager lol.

tager's the reason my grand parents are dead, real fucking talk. fuck science.

FUCK MAGNETS.

that being said, technika machine is back up, so i can finally spend 60 dollars of tokens a week on it again :D. i'll just dodge the cab whenever brian's on whee.

tl;dr fuck tager

but it's ok, i still <3 you brian~

i <3 bb.

Sir. Do you know the secret to winning? It is Netplayyyyy.

Valk Is Dumb? Honestly I love fighting valks. It makes me want to do stupid things that Valk can do for free :)

Cant Deal With Magnets? Stay free =3=

Can't Do Combos? Maybe you should ask Arksys and see if they are selling combos just like Capcom. Maybe then you'll pose a challenge for me? :)

To all other people. You can't handle Tager? Just quit this game. This game is really dumb anyways (So Is Tager). Lets just all play UMVC3 and do log traps and play Dark Wesker, Spencer, Hawkeye, Vergil, etc. or just wait and move onto P4U or play KOFXIII

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hey guys i'm coming again next friday, gonna eat at that noodle house next to gety, who wants to have dinner there with me?

my gf is probably coming =\

Posted (edited)

yo man, tager made me angry

not brain's tager, but JOHN's TAGER

holy fucking hell i can't run away cuz he is so big that covers the screen and i get 720ed for running away

maybe i hate u john! warararararar

o, and what i have to say about netplay makes u a good player

after playing for a few days, i am entering this mode of... do this here and do this here

if they don't do this= some weired shit will happen.

here u do this and be repetitive as hell cuz ppl don't learn anyways

so just do it here, don't think, else weired shit will happen and u will be salty

and u win if you can do it everytime

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