The Michigan Thread 10 - You Gonna Get Taken Home.

[Skye]

Sounds about right.

[Prototype909]

Last night as I was laying in my bed I remembered this face

and died laughing at like 12:30 A.M.

Now my roommate thinks I am a bed masturbator.

[Skye]

You aren't?

I mean, between your VNs, figurines, AH3 and Makoto porn, y'know....it's like.......how can you not be?

[Delrian]

You aren't?

I mean, between your VNs, figurines, AH3 and Makoto porn, y'know....it's like.......how can you not be?

He never denied it, he said his roommate suspects him...

[Prototype909]

He never denied it, he said his roommate suspects him...

If It was true I would say "Now my roommate knows I am a bed masturbator"

[Toasty]

You'd think that his roommate would have caught on by now. Maybe he was just trying to give Proto the benefit of the doubt before.

[Delrian]

If It was true I would say "Now my roommate knows I am a bed masturbator"

That'd be admitting it. Proto doesn't want all of the michigan thread to know about it.

[Prototype909]

You aren't?

I mean, between your VNs, figurines, AH3 and Makoto porn, y'know....it's like.......how can you not be?

Also, my roommate doesn't know about AH 3, my VNs or my Makoto porn. He only knows about the figurines.

[BladeOfJustice7]

Up until now. You STILL haven't openly denied it. Just saying.

[Black Onslaught]

you niggas

[Prototype909]

Up until now. You STILL haven't openly denied it. Just saying.

If It was true I would say "Now my roommate knows I am a bed masturbator"

Basically an elaborate way of saying it isn't true referencing earlier phrasing, guess it flew over your head.

[LuminAbyss]

It's okay Proto, we accept you regardless.

[Toasty]

No, your sentence implies that it is not true that your roommate KNOWS, rather than assumes. So it could still very well be true.

[Prototype909]

It isn't true

[Toasty]

Then on that fateful day, Proto's roommate wakes up with a rope around his ankles and his feet stuck together.

[Black Onslaught]

Proto : The Legend of the Booty Warrior

Chapter 1

" My roommate knows about my dick, so I'll make sure he never sees dick again. "

dun dund un

[A.X.I.S.]

Proto is the worst masturbator out of all of MI.

LOL @ BO's post.

[Black Onslaught]

Real talk I just heard this shit called " Song of Solomon " and this shit makes anything you're doing like some shit out of an action movie

I was cleaning the basement, turned this song on my PS3

and suddenly I was fighting off Cyber Ninjas and Dust Zombies with Morgan Freeman narration

[LuminAbyss]

Real talk I just heard this shit called " Song of Solomon " and this shit makes anything you're doing like some shit out of an action movie

I was cleaning the basement, turned this song on my PS3

and suddenly I was fighting off Cyber Ninjas and Dust Zombies with Morgan Freeman narration

I want this song, so that I can do my homework, turn that on, and then fly around the galaxy destroying alien pirateships with my nunchuck laser gun.

[Black Onslaught]

DO YOU SEE HOW INTENSE IT IS

I WAS SHOVELING SNOW, THEN TURNED ON MY MP3 PLAYER

AND SUDDENLY I'M HAVING A GUN BATTLE WITH LEROY JETHRO GIBBS, MICHEAL WESTON, REVOLVER OCELOT AND THE STRIKE FREEDOM GUNDAM

A FUCKING GUNDAM

[Prototype909]

Strike Freedom is a shitty Gundam.

[LuminAbyss]

AND SUDDENLY I'M HAVING A GUN BATTLE WITH LEROY JETHRO GIBBS, MICHEAL WESTON, REVOLVER OCELOT AND THE STRIKE FREEDOM GUNDAM

This is the best post in this thread ever.

[Toasty]

Strike Freedom is a shitty Gundam.

It's a metaphor for BO stepping in dog shit while shoveling snow.

[A.X.I.S.]

I think your right because revolver ocelot is in it.

[Black Onslaught]

I'll be back as soon as Toasty and Proto are done sharing a hotdog

spoilers: the hotdog is proto's dick