Coming from some loser who:
1) Loves to beat new players to show how strong he is.
1.1) And in doing so, will deliberately aim to astral finish that player off. At drastic attempts that it becomes so obvious he will just jump around aiming to throw his opponent.
1.2) To add on to the insult, will even dance around, go High-five people at a successful astral finish.
1.3) One of his victims was a cheerful cute teenage girl new to the arcade scene, and she has potential.
2) Retreats, backjump, backdash, back airdash against a Lambda player who rushes you down.
2.1) For the entire match.
2.2) For unknown number of matches. Too many.
For all the sh!t you've been talking here, I'd like to see you actually try them out, when your only option against Lambda is only Jump, Jump j.C, land 2D, repeat until you get a hit.