Infinite Beans

Hello all! Here are the Tetris Attack results from yesterday: 1st: Mike Z. [Naval Piranha] 2nd: Sanoshi [Poochie/Yoshi] 3rd: Royal Flush [Yoshi] 4th: Raptor [Poochie] 5th: Jason D. [Gargantua Blargg] 5th: Raphael Camaro [Raphael Raven/"Derp Turtle"] 7th: Rachel [Freezy] 7th: Oscar [Yoshi/Flying Wiggler] Thank you, everyone who entered! And double-plus congrats to Sanoshi for showing up for the first time and almost taking the whole tourney! Too bad we didn't have a video camera on hand to record *the single longest T.A. round* many of us had ever seen, between Sanoshi and Mike Z. in the winner's finals, clocking in at 8:12... that's EIGHT MINUTES and change of eye-bursting intensity... a round of applause and several bottles of Tylenol were in order! Next time, to appease those who prefer Pokemon Puzzle League, we'll do it on an N64. Some kind of Camaro should commentate, too.

I am duly flattered, but you would not want to foist that kind of power on me. You'd never be able to visit FFA without being hounded to play, ever again!

It's a scene from Rygar, after unlocking guitar-armor mode. That's Lunge Fish, caught in a rather lewd pose. We don't talk about him around children much.

Hi people! 'Tis Rachel. I just joined, to bring you... Tetris Attack results! (Including, for true fans, character mains): 1st: Mike Z [Naval Piranha] 2nd: Royal Flush [Poochie/Froggy/Raphael Raven] 3rd: DQRF [Gargantua Blargg] 4th: Jason D. [Gargantua Blargg] 5th: Rachel [Freezy] 5th: Juan (DQed) [Froggy] 7th: Raptor [Yoshi] 7th: Ike Takeda [Poochie/Gargantua Blargg/Kamek] 9th: render [Raphael Raven] 9th: Raphael Camaro [Raphael Raven] 9th: ZONG_One [Freezy/Yoshi] 9th: Alex (DQed) [Poochie/Lakitu] 13th: TheRealBobMan [Poochie/Lakitu] 13th: Yo-yo [Freezy] Obviously Naval Piranha is overpowered... Seriously, the final matches between the top three were deliriously intense. Some people got thorny, others got buttholed. Overall, everyone who entered put on a good show! It was awesome seeing people improve from last time. If you weren't there, vow to be next time!