Me today...
Mum: Charlie I've increased your allowance a bit seeing as you do need a bit more money nowadays.
Me: Oh cool I was saving for a.... Oh nevermind (my mum was against me getting a PS3)
Mum: No come on, tell me.
Me: I was saving for a PS3 anyway.
Mum: Oh that's fine, I'll get it for you for your birthday, I had no idea what to get you anyway.
Me: 0.o
So yeah, 22nd April, prepare your anus Keebz. I'm going in dry.