Klein

Pick me up and drop me off and I'll give you sexual favors.

Yo Milln, when I'm staying with you at King Of Bling, could you teach me a thing or two about KoF? I wanna learn more about Clark/Ash/Kim in person.

GG for life. And my problem is not BALANCE with UNiB, my problem is that neutral game require you actually you know, be NEUTRAL once in a while, and playing footsies instead of not even having to move to be able to hit the opponent as long as they don't jump. The above is obviously exaggerated, but too much of a good thing will always look dumb to me. Resets are a good thing, but I think Skullgirls was far too kind to them. Mixups are a good thing, but MvC and 3D fighters have mixups that're flat out too strong for me. Good, safe pokes are a good thing, but I'm not digging UNiB's. I'm not saying the game is ass from a few videos, just it's not getting me hype at all from seeing character's moves and how people play them right now.

When UNiB gave Yuzuriha Magneto's horizontal slash normal c;

It's not neutral if you're blocking a fullscreen pressure string. Edit: I like long normals, but UNIB just looks like too much of a good thing.

UNiB looks like it's got tons of disgustingly safe pressure and fullscreen pokes to make neutral game be a joke. Not even remotely hyped.

Congratulations dude, keep it up.

...You guys know Naimat MAINS Akihiko, right? I don't think anyone's sleeping on him, just pointing out that 100 meter for a weak mind game if the opponent has meter is pretty darn dumb.

It should be whatever we want. Milln's going for something silly, I am too.

If we do a P4U one, I'm gonna sit in training mode as Labrys to find out how many 2Bs I can fit into one combo.

Newsflash, Middy has a robot fetish.

YEAH YOU. And uh, good games. I still don't know how the last hit of our matches happened.

Alright, real shout outs 'cus I can't deny you emo mofos my respect for a whole two months, Shout outs to Milln, have my babies please, real talk. Letting me crash at your place, helping me with the Yosuke matchup A LOT, taking me to Zeth's place for some games, and taking me home after? You sir are always the best, and reason to say more than "great tournament, great experience." Shout outs to Midnight, I REVIVED YOU SON, NOW KEEP COMING BACK BEFORE I HAVE TO PUT YOU BACK IN THE GRAVE. Really, I love you Middy, missed you and your shit talk when you don't even understand the mechanics of the game. It's good to have you back, even if you pick mains based on how fappable they are. Shout outs and congratulations to Star. Despite the mixup with Jackie not knowing how to count to one, you played really well and gave us some reall hype grand finals. Shout outs to Jackie getting his counting privelages revoked, better luck next kindergarten. Just kidding, you did great Jackie, keep mashing DP and conditioning people to respect you in ways nobody should ever have to. Shout outs to fellow Labry Ninjadude (your new name) for coming out and playing. Tournament nerves will give out with time and practice, just keep fighting people and learn the Yosuke matchup well, and I'm sure you'll do great. Shout outs to ASTAROTH. Grab more, so I can see you pound people into the ground in corner combos, and hear Kanji yell "STAB 'EM" all the time like I should. Shout outs to the loudest motherfucker on the face of the earth yelling in my ear while I try to block. THANKS PAPSTR, FGGT. Despite the above, I still love you and will continue playing League and stuff with you when I get a new Ethernet cable. Shout outs to Naimat for coming last minute to catch grand finals, it was good having you there man. And I'm hyped for us to get our hands on GG on a current gen system. Shout outs to Doromac yielding to peer pressure and coming out to have some fun. Shout outs to Dax, it was fun playing casuals and hanging out with you man. Keep up 'dat Yosuke. Shout outs to Zeth. It was a lot of fun hanging out and playing some casuals with you, Milln, and the cats. Hope we can get in some more when the next tournament rolls around. Shout outs to Volpe. Our tournament match went just like our online matches, which works for me. Your Liz is looking great, but I saw you drop a few things I don't recall seeing you drop online, keep up that practice and continue the great work man. And it's not really a pocket Labrys so much as a started playing her after our casuals because I hate Narukami Labrys :P Shout outs to that dude who Jackie hangs out with that I always forget the name of. I'M SORRY MAN, I'M BAD AT NAMES. Looking forward to seeing some Slabrys stuff in person instead of watching myself get bodied by Urichinan's online and not being 100% on whether I would've gotten out or not. And maybe I'll remember your name next time. Shout outs to Kriss. Yo, I know you love the Gear and older KoFs, but P4 is legit, I recommend getting some time with it man. Shout outs to the Tekken scene denying themselves an 100$ prize bonus because it was too hard to get out of the lab. Anyone I forgot I apologize, please harass me.

AND SHE HAS A PAIR OF TITS. Shout outs to every time a tournament rolls around my internet dies. Might do real shout outs tomorrow.

Can someone photoshop Milln's hat onto a gimp suit?

GGs Volpe, somehow they actually are. Even getting bodied by Liz was :P

Downloading a PS3 update at around 2% a minute, this could go poorly for time.

Get on PSN and I'm in there.

Now this is a feeling I know, although I don't tend to let it frustrate me. It's just really awkward.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. ME PRACTICING, OH THIS GUY. Gets me every time.

I avoid this by assuming I'll suck at everything.

PSN :<

VOLPE YOU LIED TO ME, COUP A IS SAFE AND IT MAKES ME BLEED.

I talk to cheese when I get lonely too.

I go online to practice simple hit confirms and learn matchups.