Kix

Can't wait to make ballz a character. For those of you who do not know who this character is, it's best you continue not to know. If you would like to know anyway here it is: **Spoilers** Be prepared for the most disgusting, obscene, vulgar thing you have ever read about in your life. Alright. So on New Years day we jokingly said that this year we would be gay. At this point Mario comes up and is like "ME TOO!" but we're like "Mario, you're already gay buddy". Little did we know what he was about to do. He ripped off all of his clothes and says "NOW I'm EVEN GAYER!" in his italian accent. He had a speedo on with a mushroom on it and suspenders with hearts on them. We thought that was a little wierd and walked away. The next day Mario was at the dentist but his dentist was working for Bowser and knocked Mario out. What happened next is heart breaking. While he was knocked out a little surgery was preformed. When Mario woke up he felt a little dizzy. He looked in the Mirror and while crying screamed "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?!?". It turns out the surgery that was done made Mario's eyes coming out the end of boobs implanted on his face and his eyelids were nipples. His nose was a penis and his mustache balls. He had pubic hair and his mouth was his butthole. He literally had two buttcheeks as a buttchin and vaginas as ears. Hence ballz was born. He could never return to his princess, so he roams the night with his face wrapped in toilet paper with his mushroom speedo one with his heart suspenders on with nothing else but cowboy boots and his good ole spurs.

I'm trying to put it on my Xbox with AlphaXmugen and am having problems mostly because I didn't really try figuring it out. Any help would be welcomed. I think one day I'm going to edit certain characters and make some with a simple system and balance them and make sure they don't have infinites and crap. But we'll never get to that will we? By the way I got absolutely no help on SRK so that means no Big O/Slayer stage yet. (Mugen is such nonsense)

I'll ask him, he's sitting here watching court TV.... Okay he says no and winked at me. I guess something was just stuck in his eye though because he started holding his eye and went to the restroom.

Not as dumb as "is Slayer real?"

Johnny is the best part.

As a side note cake usually makes me sick to my stomach and is very unappetizing.

Well there was about a 0.0003% chance of you being serious (about as many understand arabic?).

NOO! Just kidding, but I love the signature. I bet he was sarcastic.

Yeah, if we basically fix enough stuff and make characters quickly enough it may not be such a large waste of time. We haven't played really at all though. Slash with faster teleports, invincibility frames for his uppercut which needs sped up and airdash.

Yeah, it's pretty balanced. Like Twelve with no parrying vs. Roll cancelling 7 hit super armor sagat from cvs2 with HVB.

I found Mp3 Melty Blood, no Jojo's.

Remy is hillarious, also his grab not working is pretty hillarious. It is so glitched it's ridiculous. Sometimes characters get knocked down but float in the air above one character's head and it takes like 30 seconds after time out. The mario has specials with invincibility and next to no (if any) delay. Then the CPU N64 Mario does do that hillarious Bowser thing nonstop until he kills you. Then there is Geese's counter countering Slash's projectile thing and actually countering a duplicate of Slash that appears in front of him yet thankfully you take no damage. Then there is our favorite Thunder Cat man cancelling uppercut into super and gradually getting higher and higher in the air and walking in the air as if it's ground. Then there is the CPU taking over Nanaya and the awful boss Nero that can only short jump diagonally backwards.

Make a bison, throw Potempkin in and make a comparison. "Nice awfully proportioned heads". I was speaking of us plurally. You and I. UBS.

I don't think Baiken needs to worry. You never know with Johnny, though.

Now, now, it's alright my child. Nice spelling of because. Thanks for the avatar, I need to cut out the bottom of the "I" sometime. As a side note, we don't even know what the heck that black thing with lasers is, but we think it's great. Oh, nice spelling of "tier" too.

Are you freaking kidding me? I guess that means to stop taunting.

Okay, I have a serious stupid question. Why the heck do you start matches with tension sometimes? I still have no clue.

Well, I definately don't want the exceptionally wierd looking one on the left.

Easer operlution.

I was thinking more of "oray goo ruh" or "do your breast".

Congrats you win just for thinking that up.

I think the evidence outweighs that theory, take another look. There is no freaking way that is not really Slayer. Just because he has a speech impediment doesn't mean you need to be an ass. I mean Guile has the same problem and he as real as I speak to you (that makes plently of sense).

This might be a stupid question, but is Slayer real? I used to not think so, but then I found his Myspace and am not sure anymore. http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=1000346235&MyToken=54bb50ab-94f1-42f2-8c1e-5906da81fa02

HAHA! Oh man. This thread made my day.

Jojo's is messed up. Are you serious? They had it for DC and US Ps1. They have a PS2 version? Amazing, I had no cliue.