Zoob

Such impossibilities are the inner workings of an unseen machination brought forth from the very bowels of the audial condition, for what sort of man, machine, or beast could spawn such an amalgamation of in-tangent porportions? Nay, I bring forth the supposition that such a creation is of the mindscape disconnect, a mental improbability with intonation of the paradox inane. For what other logical impossibility might be created by such thought? You try making a battleship made of mustaches!