Wait, what? I never played FFVIII! Also, Katz, it wasn't attempted rape! I JUST FELL ON YOU AND SQUISHED YOU WITH MY MANLY STOMACH.
SHOUTOUTS:
Cheese: The ride.
Katz: Gettin raped.
Why: Hosting
Protect Me Knight: FUKKEN GOBLINS!
Overture: OH MY GOD, WHY IS SOL WIELDING A FIRE SWORD? GET AWAY FROM ME! OH SHIT, OH FUCK! WHAT THE BALLS?