Yo, my name is Haku-men
I'm at that CLOSED GATE, my den
I got that mad C spam goin
Your health bar be low n'
Now I'm towin' you 'round
YEAH, HAKU-MAYNE
Don't get too close or I'll stomp ya
Just like I did with Ragna
My damage is pretty tight
Like an extra large condom on my penis, that's right
"6C 6C 6C" you mad yet, Aight!
YEAH, HAKU-MAYNE
Kokuujin: Shippuu is what I do when I shit on you
Excuse me, I'm HAKU-MAYNE, I gotta poo (on you)
Don't mind my sword, it's pretty loose
I swing it and turn you into juice
All while I yell all of my moves
YEAH, HAKU-MAYNE
I am so fucking bored... Someone shoot me.