killionaire

Your Rachel days are long gone.. Which is fortunate for you, considering that you've avoided the fate of the rest of us.

You know, now that I think about it, 10,000 volts does seem like a bit more than I can handle.

Okay, I'll give ya that one.

I know. Sorry to say it dood, but you're married to one crazy-ass bitch.

She's such a bitch, isn't she?

Asking her for ANYTHING is probably a bad idea.

I dunno And don't get me started on the cleanup and coverup costs when these situations happen.

I gotta remember not to ask FedEx to send my packages.

Well, it's not the first time someone else has opened my packages.. One guy opened a box full of frogs with car batteries taped to em.

You didn't receive it?? Dammit.. One of the guys loading it onto the plane must have figured out that they were filled with habanero pepper-filled bean burritos. He's probably in the emergency room by now.

I am sending you a box labeled "manliness" Please read the instructions on the box before opening.

lolicon.

I know where that is from.. And yeah, that's just who I am.. Just like how you feel the need to exercise your trolling powers on the easily trolled just because you can. Even though you just ruined the thread for everyone else. It's a surprise that we can both get along somehow.

Why thank you, that was a very nice compliment.

Excuse me while I find the proper response to all of this.

Maybe I should.. Really helps to have someone there point out your flaws when you can't see them yourself. Thanks. Also thanks for that one time three months ago when I said something retarded and you pointed it out.

In retrospect, yeah, I think what I was trying to do was a little extreme over some salt... Sorry about that. I guess I just hate salt, both here and real table salt. Although tempest... He needs to accept responsibility for more than just the obvious.

Damn.. You're smarter than I thought.

A package should be arriving in five minutes If you know how to read those chemical diamond labels, note that it has a yellow value of 3.

Do you think he's doing it to do your bidding wherever you need it or for some other reason?

Not exactly, considering that it was not intentional.. Plus, it's probably his form of penitence.

To kill off the lolicons? Well, he did inadvertently help propagate the formation of a lolicon cult, so he's got some work to do to undo his..um... statement.

The logic of who now?

More like everyone who isn't one.

No lolicon for me, please. I'm not in the mood to die today.