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hey, are we going to do another AC night? I might have some time to actually practice this week sooo

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i'll gladly volunteer my place since it's relatively close. people would just have to put up with vomiting cats and giant spiders in glass tanks that may or may not rip your fingers off.

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Hey these game things better happen before i wander off forever again, i might get even shittier this time

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Ok for the lagless Guilty Gear play on the EVO monitor. I hear three things. Get a VGA cable for the PS2, get a HD BOX PRO, or this new thing which just came out December of last year Lag Less Device. Were there any opinions, or experiences with these methods?

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Oh wait...that 3rd device is like 400+ dollars. May be a while before I can afford that.

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It just means that you don't like the taste of chicken, beans, or rice.

this is true.

i am currently in the process of breaking a script where a group of cannibals are horrified to discover that one of them may be a racist because he refuses to eat minorities. it's so topical!

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this is true.

i am currently in the process of breaking a script where a group of cannibals are horrified to discover that one of them may be a racist because he refuses to eat minorities. it's so topical!

refusing to eat minorities = white guilt??

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ED

That doesn’t mean a goddamn thing.

I don’t care what the Jews have

accomplished. They’re too hairy and

they smell funny.

JEFF

Yep, racist.

ED

I am not a racist!

STEVE

I dunno man, that does sound pretty

racist.

ED

Just because I don’t like to eat

Jewish people doesn’t mean I’m

racist, okay?

JEFF

You are the pickiest eater I’ve

ever known. No Mexicans, no

Eskimos, no Africans...I mean

seriously, there are other meats

than just Swedish Meatballs.

ED

I just care a little bit more about

my food source, okay? I prefer to

eat Europeans because they tend to

be a bit more healthy compared to

people in other countries. They eat

better and live with less stress so

there's more flavor to the meat.

That's not racism - it's just

paying attention to my food source

and being more health conscious.

JEFF

Nonsense. If you cared about health

you’d go for the Kenyan steak, and

I never see you eat it.

ED

Kenyans? Seriously?

JEFF

I’m just saying. Your argument is

completely ludicrous. First of all,

white people are not more

nutritious. They cram themselves full

of fat and junk food, so the meat quality

is already sub-par because of that.

And even if they are rich enough to

afford proper food, they ruin their

bodies with large doses of prescribed

medication, illegal drugs, and iTunes. So

if you are only eating white people based

on a perceived notion of cultural

superiority, then you are either

misinformed or, as I’m trying to

prove, a close-minded racist.

ED

Yeah, right. This coming from a Kenyan

advocate?

JEFF

You want to go up against a good

Kenyan steak? I mean look at this.

The meat is lean, but flavorful.

Naturally grass-fed, freshest spring

water available. No

chemicals, additives, growth

hormones, or radiation. Free-range,

lots of exercise -

ED

Yeah but come on, we both know that

those things swim in disease and

parasites. I mean seriously, I will

take my cuts of condo-caged white

meat over your free-range dark meat

any day because I actually care

about myself.

JEFF

Yeah right.

ED

And besides - you were just being

racist yourself. You mention how poor

the Kenyans are but isn't that based

on racial generalization?

JEFF

I'm just quoting from the food source.

ED

So am I.

JEFF

Hardly. Wanna try Asian?

ED

Asians? Eww.

JEFF

See, I know you’d say that.

ED

But it’s a no-brainer. I mean,

Asians tend to be very uptight, and

very thin. Constant social pressure

and lack of any means to afford a

posh life render the meat very

tough, very sinewy, and almost no

flavor due to the absence of fat.

Not to mention that the constant

pollution over there just ruins the

meat.

STEVE

Oh God...

ED

What’s the matter?

JEFF

He’s obviously horrified at your

overt racism.

ED

I’m not racist dude!

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