Gonzales and Zoob Punch the Universe: Now with gymnastic kangaroos and manly chili

[Zoob]

Women howling for their children, the winds of Pai Mei flowing downwind after piledriving an Applebee's into the dust under the visage of a looming plaid porcelain man child, and the jingle of 5000 pilgrims breakdancing in space to the endless strain of Boston's greatest hits It must be time for another mighty blow to existence at large. It is time to Punch the Universe. Witness the attractions of years past; bandanna donning adolescent reptiles, flying communist superheroes, and the endless quest for making bacon out of hammering babies into the concrete and infuse it with electric uppercuts and dancing bears to create the most beard growing, mullet facilitating, soul crushingly manly domicile tournament to date. Sombreros? Best bring them, son, as we kick off the most exquisite and monocular Mexican Knife Fight in style, with all new additions to the revolving chamber of perpetual madness. Do you have what it takes to be the tyrant of the trash games? The two time champion, Zoob, awaits your challenge upon his tin can throne. The Skinny: Address: 327 State St. Springfield, MA 01105 Apartment A32 Date: Saturday, November 14, 2009 The Schedule: Registration: 12 PM Tekken 6: 2 PM SHARP SF4: 4 PM Food Break: 6 PM GG, CvS2, TF: 6:30 PM List of attendes: 1.Gonzales 2.r3cursi0n 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. Venue Fee: $3 SF4: $5 GG: $3 CvS2: $3 TMNT Tournament Fighters: $2 Tekken 6: $5 If you have any trouble finding the place or need directions finding the building give me a call at (413) 250-4132

[so moe kona]

Manliest introduction evar. I'll probably post later on tonight whether I'll be there or not.

[Zoob]

My mind.