If John goes on Sunday, just borrow my stick. It's been sitting in his car for a while now and I don't plan on getting it back any time. Just be careful with the signatures accumulated on the stick, for they have not been preserved yet.
It might not be the best stick, as Ruben always argues with me about, but I don't need any bullshit $5.00 or custom rules to be set. That's fucking absurd for the sake of enjoying a game.