Hey all. I'm new to the forums here, but I've been playing Carl since CS first came out. I'm a decent casual player, but I'm definitely not tourney material. Anyway, as an introduction, I decided to post a sonnet about Carl and Nirvana. Enjoy.
My sister’s soul, though trapped in icy steel,
Still speaks to me and fights right by my side.
With mighty blows in tune like moon and tide,
We’ll crush our foes, and tender flesh we’ll peel.
As vigilantes we shall find the truth
About our bastard father’s wicked schemes,
And grasp the vengeance dancing in our dreams;
For this we’ll gladly give up all our youth.
To those two-faced adults that lie we’ll give
Such woe and crush who stands in Ada’s path,
And show them all our great Cantata’s wrath.
No charms or tricks shall give them chance to live.
Dear father, now I’m finished with your crap:
There’s no escape; you’re in Nirvana’s clap!