You couldn't even do a t-shirt ninja? You just... put it on your head?
Jeez man.
Oh hey koogy, did you ever think up anything for the XX Skull/Faust/Counter/BnB shirts?
I had another idea, but I don't have the time or inclination to mock it up, so I'll just toss it your way: a big pile of belts with oversized buckles and the word "Accessorize".
Edit: I had another idea that's way better. It was actually good enough that I got out of bed and came downstairs to mock it up because I didn't want to risk forgetting it after sleeping. Mockup coming shortly.
Blade should like this one. Anyway I should've been in bed an hour ago so no way in hell am I gonna drop a proper human figure right now, and I don't have any nice fonts installed. But you get the idea. It needs serious jazz.