ViridianSabre

If anybody is coming through Santa Rosa in order to get to this, I'll pay bridge toll, I'll give sub-par blow jobs, I'll bake brownies, I'll smoke you out, I'll sleep with your arch nemesis' mother. Whatever. Just consider picking me up, if you're around, plz.

We talked about this yesterday, didn't we? If not, allow me to make it clear that I will hit you up like a cheap hooker, except one who I respect because he/she can beat me up? Okay, so the analogy doesn't quite hold water. I'll hit you up basically the second I am in SC, though.

Oh man, I had so much fun yesterday, and my brain was a shambling, over stimulated wreck impersonating a useful cognitive tool by the end of the night. Shout outs to everybody who talked to a hyped stranger and scrub like me! Made me feel like niggas bein' FAKE when they be speakin' on how unwelcoming the fighting game community is. Ya'll guys is some cool guys. Also, shout outs to Aginor and Spirit Juice, for all the shouting out they did.

I think you'll be better off than me and my training mode Tsubaki. The odds might be against us, but my plan is to rip out the esophagi of my opponents low-key before a match. I figure my opponent not being able to breathe is just the handicap I need to make it. Failing that, I guess I just lose and have fun heckling the people who are good. Maybe throw rotten vegetables at their cars.

Me: "Oh, wow. There is a twelve year old kid who goes toe to toe with all these playas' with super powers, and all he has is a robo-maid." Carl: Like being armed with a butterknife and a cannon at the same time, and you have to set up the cannon while fighting. Too cool. Litchi was just the character I most quickly adapted to playing. Also asking people "How many orphans do you reckon I've got there?" makes me happy.

XBL: ViridianSabre Location - California