j1n[kr]

king of fuck mountain shall grace the presence tomorrow of you commoners even though imma play elphelt to get her some match exp.

OHAYO GOZAIMASU smoke roses every day. but what if rose is not kill? pineberry grenade = bomb plant when you lose = terrorists win. definitely the FPS waifu. AWPERATOR I am literally going to try and make her fall asleep every match, I don't care if I get hit. WE COULD EVEN HAVE SOME DEEP SEA FISH.

cool I will try to descend from Fuck Mountain and attempt to play this Xrd game that I've basically played like 1 time. It's pretty far so I can prob only come once a month, I need a place to get my GG fix now though since Kenji is gone T________T

I wanna come to one of these, never have before! what do i do just drive to 1607 Old County Rd, San Carlos 94070 and then get bodied?

OH HELL YES. R.I.P

Kenji is gone back to Ohio BUT SOMEONE COME PLAY ME IN Xrd

One-liners/jokes list: [collapse] - 360 NO SCOPE HEART SHOT - POP THAT CHAMPAGNE - STRAWBERRY - GET REKT M8 - DORITOS AND MT DEW WEDDING CAKE - BOOM HEADSHOT (pretty classic) - GET MARRIED SCRUB. - FLOWERS!!!111 - CRASH THAT WEDDING - YOU'RE OFF THE GUEST LIST - POWER OF BOOOBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -*Upon 3 hit combo* OH BABY A TRIPLE -Usernames will now be xxScrubCleanerxx. -*KO's with cake super* "That match was a... piece of cake" -Evo's future winner: xxx420noscopexxx -"Forever remain silent" -Best time to yell boom headshot is obviously after unblockable setups. -During IK: "Shot through the heart! and you're to blame! Darling, you give love, a bad name!" -*Hit Ky with IK* "IT'S NETORARE TIME!" -During slide special: WIFECAR -DINKED EM -This is my boomstick! -Champagne showers -"Love's a loaded gun!" -'Gunshot Bride. With the trigger cries~~' -Start of round: "It's a nice day for a white wedding." Setting up your oki: "Hey little sister." When your command grab hits: "Shotgun!" [/collapse] If you receive stupid messages like these from me when playing online, remember its only a game!

when is an arcade getting Xrd here damn my body is ready.

arms race!

i dunno try blocking the meaty then jumping and taking the hit and teching forward. That's the point of having a larger life bar or a life lead. If you're low on HP you might be losing anyway.

A few insights into why FGC is shit when compared to like League of Legends (not my cup of tea but you cannot deny their success) in terms of viewer numbers, number of players, casting/stream quality, Differences to the FGC: Accessibility - Not everyone has a console, but almost everyone in the world has a PC. Minimum reqs for running LoL is a 2ghz PC with 1 GB ram and a card that can run DirectX 9, this is essentially a PC from the 2000 era, thus anything 13 years old can run this game. - Internet: This game works way better online than any Fighting game. - How to fix this in the FGC: Developers need to aim a fighting game at running on PC with good netcode that runs on anything that is still appealing to everyone (aka 3D graphics). However this probably won't happen without a big indie team. Ease of Play - LoL is shit easy, there's not even creep deny, free town portals, go eat a dick. I hate mobas, anyway off that tangent, games that are easy and casual are emerging as the game for people to play. Nobody has time to learn a textbook worth of information anymore for games, they want to enter, hit play, and immediately be in the action and play. - Teamwork: Teams greatly reduce the anxiety feeling of playing 1on1, and lets you rely on a teammate. Outside of 2v2 Tekken Tag or SFxT I dunno about many team games in fighters. - Soloing: LoL Moba game style lets you just fight creeps and sometimes never interact with opponents. This way it can be less of a pressure to compete while stile competing. How to fix this in the FGC: This is unfortunately another developer side issue. Free to Play Tekken is a nice start TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. But maybe the FGC can form a big indie team and make something that is easy to play for everyone. The design of fighting games hasn't evolved much at all in the last 5 years. Artstyle - Anime doesn't sell anymore. How to fix this in the FGC: I dunno. I'm sure everyone would vomit if they played a 3D fighter that had that generic WoW look for the characters, shoulder pads every fucking where. I love anime art as much as the next weeb, but come on. This is one of those developer things again. Maturity of players - As soon as FGC isn't seen as the ghetto E-sport or another version of World-Star Hip-Hop, the sooner it will grow. How to fix this: Noel Brown going to jail being front page news is probably everything that's wrong with the FGC. Or that white kid crying cause he lost a Money Match and CORN TV putting up a video of it and saying "Real Niggas don't cry" or the fact there is even a FGC Team named CORN. Marketability - Streaming needs to move towards Marketing. Period. E-Sports is popular because of Marketing and money. PC games have more things to market because of Computer Parts, Headphones, Mice, Keyboards, Monitors, etc. Fighting games need more standardized competition requirements such as Headphones, Arcade Sticks (Mad Catz is doing a good job, but where is their competition?), if Fighting games move to PC, you can incorporate PC parts as Marketing, In fact thats probably really my only suggestion is we move off of fucking consoles. Streams are a way for product makers to advertise cheaply. Without this, E-sports dies. Money makes the world turn, not your love of fighting games. Similarities to FGC: Elitism - Asshole elitist userbase: There are still the same jackasses in LoL who shit on newcomers What to Fix: Nothing! This is completely fine. Every community has a bunch of grumpy people who won't accept you until you're baptized in fire. TLDR version: - FGC needs to stop being so ghetto-thug centric - Fighting Games need to move towards PC, and independently built with good netcode and innovative designs and strong communities and easy to play for everyone - PC.

I live in Marin County(Sausalito/San Rafael/etc) if you want a closer player than Gamecenter for Guilty Gear.

keep up the good work d(''d)

what I mean by block break I guess I meant to say "more options to open someone up" rather than punishing the player who is blocking well. not actual guard break mechanic.

j1n's wishlist for Xrd Gameplay: No More Jump-Installs: Feature that makes certain combos needlessly harder No More EX/Force Break moves: There is no real need for these in the game, and just adds complexity. The winning formula is RC/FRC, FD and Supers for Meter management. (and anything I forgot) No more 1F Jumps. Replace Guard Meter with something else: Someone blocking for a long time shouldn't penalize them for defending well. However you should reward the offensive character with a way to break block. Do NOT make Throws 2 buttons. For Fuck Sake. Revamp on how Dust Works: I like the new Dust Animation, but I'd like it to work in a more combo friendly way for a launcher and used more in combos rather than a High-Low mixup that Americans can't block. Characters: Return of almost all characters Sol - Bandit Bringer Loops back please. Older Bridget - Should wear a classy suit but still use a yoyo Older May - Upgrade from Dolphins to Sharks. Still uses Anchor Faust - Bag on the head can stay, but how bout you give him some hair so he's not bald anymore. It's the future, I'm sure people can get hair. Johnny - Pimp guy has to have picked up some more bitches by now. So his level needs to have an entire new crew. -Continued: This means we need to see the old Crew of January - December older and moved on with their lives, and Johnny having a new crew of little girls named after months. -Continued Continued: Old fat chef should stay though. Jam: Make her fatter. Robo Ky: Make him giant so theres two grapplers in the game Slayer: give Slayer a gun. EXCEPT: I-No: she dead. Justice: she dead. Kliff: he dead. New Chars: Someone's kid: Doesn't matter if its Ky/Jam, or Dizzy/whoever, Baiken/Anji, but if its the future, its time for someones baby. Hopefully plays like Sean from SF3, meaning he/she is shitty and useless. The Furry thing from GGX2Overture: gotta cover all fanbases. Can't make this char top tier though A New Gear: look the story's about Gears like Justice,Dizzy,Sol. It's time for a new one. Slayer's Wife: Would be cool. Why Not these Chars: No "The Man": Look if you ever show this guy, it means the series is over, It's like when Resident Evil killed Wesker. No Raven: Time Travel is a stupid mechanic. Having Raven in the same game as Axl causes all kinds of problems with the already piss story.

Klaige Kliage you doing it wrong: WANT TO INTRODUCE GG TO PEOPLE? VERY EASY. FOLLOW STEPS. - HAVE PEOPLE PLAY SF x TEKKEN (or a Tekken in general, or if you're feeling really saucy Injustice/MK9/DoA5) - WHEN THEY GROAN AND COMPLAIN TO PLAY SOMETHING ELSE, PULL OUT GUILTY GEAR. BAM. WANT TO BUILD COMMUNITY AROUND GG? VERY EASY. FOLLOW STEPS - HAVE BAD/POOR TOP PLAYER BUT POPULAR STREAM THE GAME (IE - Maybe get Nerdjosh to stream OOHHHH SNAP Don't hurt me JJ I KID I KID) - RAISE BIG PRIZE MONEY SPONSORS COSPLAYERS BIG AMERICAN TITTIES LT3 JESSICA NIGRI CONTINUE STREAMING - CREATE TERRIBLE MEMES AND GHETTO SCENE ATTITUDE (Don't Let Spirit Juice do this TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL) - TWEET THE SHIT OUT OF IT. or that new thing VINE. I think Klaige should wear google glass to every tournament. It's the future, use technology WANT TO GET HUGE PLAYER BASE? VERY EASY FOLLOW STEPS - RELEASE GAME FREE WITH ONLY SOL AND KY - MICROTRANSACTION THE SHIT OUT OF THAT AND MAKE VIRAL REQUESTS

I'm moving to Norcal for work at the end of this month. d(''d)

... reads results.... wait DREW LOKEN? KONO DREW MY MAN. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU STILL PLAYED

hmmm I am interested. But I would need to do some mega training to get back into the groove. Alex come visit me and lets Practice!!!!

i think one day ill show up to BB. I need a moving target in P4A. None of my friends want to play T_T;; Brendan thinks it sux ;[

id love to see P4A at MLG. Even though Sundance Giovanni probably hates anime. The extended series rule is probably the worst rule in competitive games I've ever seen. I literally once saw a starcraft final (IIRC it was Huk vs MC, theres others too like MVP or MMA?) where the winners bracket guy had already played the person coming from the losers bracket, so he gets to start the set up 2 matches in a best of 7. The guy won 2 matches and the final was over probably the shortest finals ever. Extremely horrible rule. Also there was MKP vs DRG in SC2, where MKP actually reset the bracket from losers but the extended series rule made him have to play one more match than he normally would have to.

kenji loves P4A. I think P4A is pretty good too

I am an old guilty gear player, my 2 cents is this game is good. It's extremely different from anything they've done in the past, its really nothing like BB or GG, except for some similar things like RC's, Bursts, Airdashes. etc. If you lose to some scrub who sits there and does AAAA, you were just exposed as terrible.

Should this become the Midnight Channel for P4U? Y/N ??? :0 lol. I'd have to go buy me some hardware to stream matches!

If I show up to BB, I will bring P4U. I usually roll with Brendan since we are buddiesssss.