j1n[kr]

There was nobody named Qwerty on Evo Staff, if it was a Cannon Bro's then yes, too bad. But it sounds like you guys got trolled by someone pretending to be evo staff and need to stand up for yourselves.

give me the name of the EVO staff member who turned off the Grand Finals, I'll make sure the right people find out.

I totally forgot I did this, omfg I am such an asshole. Especially for standing up and yelling "WHO SAW THAT?"

fixed it for you. Includes Vortex for almost losing to me! your 4th place spot should be mine! I play guilty gear once a year. This happens to be the tournament I play it at. If you lost to my sol or slayer, even just a round, you should kill yourself immediately as I don't do combos or anything good at all. Also mac should kill himself for getting hit with scrubgrandviper more than 3 time <3 Good seeing you again Mac, REPRESENT OHIO! (or whats left of it) and anyone else I kept landing that move on. Protip: Jump (8) Anyway, I'm too tired from getting destroyed on New Years, I don't think I'll ever drink alcohol again. If you look hard enough you can possibly find drunk Nives videos talking about Natalie Portman, and removing his pants. I am ninja enough to never be caught drunk on video... yet. Lol I was so worthless the rest of the weekend after drinking enough to kill a large elephant, sorry I didn't represent alcohol hard enough at the tournament. Anyway Shoutouts to all, Great time! This tourney just made me wanna play GG again since I felt I did so well and came pretty close to beating those I lost to. Which is another topic all together: I thought you fags are still playing this game and are getting better wtf? Shoutouts Alphabetically: Aaron: How is Spinach and Anal Sex Alike? Lol It was great to see you STL guys again. The story of the hardworking American Steel Worker who Triumphs over The Evil Japanese Empire will continue again another day. Bozac: We miss you! talk to you soon. ChronoSabre: Aric great seeing you again dude! we didn't get to play! Dustloop: Fuck you for losing the "Fuck Mountain" Thread. How can that thread be gone? Everyone Else: fuck I'm tired I'm going to just put an E for everyone else. GG's to all! Frankie Gomez: Get Better at everything and come see me at the top of the mountain when u ready. Geronimo: Good shit running SF4 even though you wont read this. Hotel: WTF was up with that god warrior coming over from the Christian Convention and saying "God tells us there is a deaf person here, we would like you to tell him that we will pray for him and God will heal him" and then Geronimo goes "Theres nobody here who is deaf". LOL, was his faith shaken? no way God's never wrong right? Invincible DP's: thanks for carrying me so far. This is probably why I won so much, is from playing SF4 and just waiting for TIGER UPPERCUT. Jerry: Thanks for housing us! We love you man! Korean Food: you're the best Lue 9: (Blue 9 okay I cheated on this one fuck you guys) great meeting you dude! Didn't know you were in the Spoony Bards. I'll have to haggle you if I see you at a animu con. I'll get myself a quality stick so Riot Stomp doesn't randomly come out and I end up losing. Mac: OH-IO! Your slayer is hella better since last time I've seen it which is probably like what 5 years lol? I didn't even know Slayer could do 20 hit combos what the hell. Nebraska: GET A CAR THAT WORKS. Ohio: WHERE WERE YOU? SEAN YOU JACKASS. Prucha: Casuals tell me a story of how you're still hurt over a Sol v Potemkin loss to me 10 years ago. The trail of tears go all the way to the moon. I'll add you on Steam and we can play real men games. Q: ?question mark? people missing from this event, especially those who live in Chicago and still didnt come, wtf are you doing? Riot Stomp: please stop coming out on accident, I'm hitting wild throw or bandit-revolver not you... Senkei: wtf we didnt even get to play Travis: YOURE STILL BAD YOU SHALL NEVER DEFEAT ME IN CASUALS IVE LOGGED MORE HOURS IN SOL V ANJI THAN CHINESE GOLD FARMERS LOG ON WOW. haha good seeing you again dude. Oh you're welcome BTW for not playing Nu against you in BB. Haha one day we gotta get a drink, I keep being cheap and staying in peoples houses, I need to get a hotel room some day. Maybe I'll make a 2012 Return to Evo for the end of the World. Ukyo: Dennis its always great seeing you again bro. We are the OG's! Vortex: next time I wont switch to slayer it seems you have practice vs him, I'll just continue to scare the hell out of you with Random Sol. Whoever I landed 4 grand vipers in a row on: You need to quit. right now. XCTU: is a stupid name I can see why you changed it to Heartnana. fuck you trying to DQ me son of a bitch! lol thanks for running BB and loli games you did a great job, you don't need no fucking laptop! you got paper and pen dat old school shit. Also stop playing that loli shit. ^_^;; Yosh: YOSH, QUIT PLAYING LOLI FIGHTER GAMES. ^_^;; Zodiac Symbol: Its a new year bitches! and by the Chinese Calander, it's the year of the TIGER UPPERCUT!

ill be there

okay, while drinking heavily in Chicago, we tested Nu with stipulations: (one stipulation per match) 1- Nu is not allowed to block 2- Nu is not allowed to Jump 3- Nu is not allowed to Hit D 4- Nu is not allowed to Hit C Of these: We found that Nu is a COMPLETELY FAIR AND BALANCED CHARACTER IF AND ONLY IF: 3 and 4 are observed (at the same time) We found that if 1 or/and 2 are in effect, and Nu is allowed 3 or 4, Nu can still win very easily. Therefore, I propose for Tournament rules, if a Player chooses Nu, the opposing player gets to choose either: Nu cannot hit D or Nu cannot hit C.

lol man i suck i cannot get 623AA jC land 2C j.C j.2C at all. they pop too high after the land 2C and I often miss the j.C land 2C

whats a good fast poke and an anti air, I get rushed down way to easy. been trying 2B as quick poke but its far too slow and Ragna pretty much beats it every time Should I be using 5B? Im trying to stay away from 2A for proration issues or whatever 2C as Anti Air is iffy at times, and 6A seems to whiff alot.

the one David won was Cue/Malice/SH top 3. 1: Cue (ED,SL) 2: Malice (SL) 3: SH_ (BA) 4: Jamie Austin (TE) 5 Tie: Finalshowdown (KY) and Marlin Pie (ED)

I think its true we started to fall out of the community and just really do whatever we felt like. I would say Destin still really doesn't choose to be a part of the community. And I figure I do my own thing now a days too. dunno prob will do my own thing for BB too.

heh should I do one for Blazblue?

what i dont have gamecombos, thats tragics site.

Shared this with ppl on irc, figured i should share it here too, Romancancel.com Is Archived here: www.j1n.org/rc mostly functional, missing alot of stuff, but its all there. lol. Peace.

teach me saber plz.

this is bullshit so she has slow fields, arakune has curses, tager has gravity powers, rachel can control the fucking weather. Jins got ice, Ragnas got whatever black emo thing that is, what is this bullshit, what about my main man Hakumen, if hes from the fucking future why the fuck can't he control time, you know like a fucking reverse time bullshit super so if you fuck up and lose all your health you can just reverse time and have full health again, and basically never fucking lose unless they can kill you before you get full meter.

I will bestow my awesome Sol Wisdom upon this thread: Hit Potemkin alot. Dont Let Potemkin hit you. thats how you win.

played BB at Fausty Frosting, and mostly played Hakumen (and some Ragna/Jin) i got a 15 win streak with Hakumen, (mostly cause sean was busy playing other games lol) I don't think hes broken, but hes really strong and good. absolutely ridicoulus damage he does sometimes. (slayer stupid) However when I played Sean (SH_), his Arakune raped the shit out of Hakumen, it was almost an impossible match it felt to me. its pretty hard to reaction D something with Hakumen. God he hits like a truck.

When I was in Japan, everyone fucking looked at me and started talking Japanese to me. Proof enough that we must all look the fucking same.

I am a fan of different ways of running tournaments than your standard double-elim bracket. however because of time-constraints double-elim brackets are the best just to move quickly. However the problem with double-elim is that it only rewards the 2 best, while 3rd and below can always be quite random/luck of the draw. given enough time, I would want to try running one day double elim-pools (ive given this example before), ie if you had a 32 person bracket, then you split into 8 pools of 4, with top 2 from each pool moving on to a winners bracket pool, and bottom 2 from each pool moving to a losers bracket pool. However, since that takes way too much time, The best Tournament format I think is the Olympic Pools, where everyone starts out in Qualifying groups (World Cyber Games does it this way too, EVO2K3 Sort of did this but made it weird where your losses carried over to the bracket) and they round robin in their pools. Then they take the top 2 from each group and put them into a Tournament Bracket, sometimes single elim, sometimes double elim. (I like single elim at this point, you can still have a battle for 3rd place, which actually is more fun sometimes ie when youre left with 4 people in single elim, top 2 battle for first, losers battle for 3rd.) Why do I like Olympic Pools? consider player A who's spent 300 to travel to your tournament. Is it really cool to let him go 0-2 and be done? I don't think so, as a Tournament Director myself I really don't think that's fair to them, at least in a Pool/Qualifying Group method you're giving them more than 2 matches depending on the sizes of your pool, so you can essentially give a player maybe 4 or 6 matches for entering a tournament rather than just 2. I've never gotten to run a tournament Pool Style, but I think it would be fun to try. Other Tournament notes: I also always made sure my Tournaments had projectors. Not only can you display the brackets, you can also entertain the bored with the internet or videos. Microphones are great tools. Multiple Tv's are always nice I also always like to try to give casual time, or a designated break (Keits also does this) around 1 to 2 hours. And also "Casual" areas to just play. Heres generally how I ran my shit: Needed Equipment: Computer or Laptop, Projector, At least 6 TVs, At least 3 people to help, Media (for recording, or playing), Consoles with Games, Extra Sticks/Controllers for people A Venue with GOOD bathrooms. Schedule: Registration Time Tourney1 or ( Tourney 1 + 2 ) Break Tourney2 or ( Tourney 3 + 4 ) Finish/Cleanup Alcohol time. Generally running more than 2 tournaments at once I think is a bad idea as alot of people are multi-game competitors. I cannot tell you how frustrating it is as a player myself to run from Tekken, To Guilty Gear, to 3S, to something else. I tried running more than 2 at once and it failed and Veteru didn't get to play Melty Blood. I've never run an Entry Fee, mostly because I could get all my needed equipment for free and I usually trusted people not to steal shit, I honestly feel like an Entry Fee is robbing people and as the Tourney Director you should set it up yourself cash wise, but nowadays you need an Entry Fee, cause it really does seem like more assholes are appearing. I mean yeah sometimes I wish I ran an entry fee and made like 1000 in cash every time I ran something. Give free shit away. This is paramount I think. Pot Bonuses, Prizes, anything extra will always make your Tournament extra special. ill prob edit this post with anything else i remember.

yeah sucks we couldnt meet up bozac. next time ill rent a phone. I didn't this time cause I was trying to save on cash.

lol mike did you do combo into stungun headbutt which dizzies, then stungun headbutt again which dizzies again or kills?

read my signature to see how much of a douche spiritjew is.

I guess I still play Robot Ky, been playing since #R. I suppose I owe most of my robot shenanigans to Double A ron (AKA). Im currently in limbo of deciding who to pick as my main, between sol(s),slayer,and robot. I suppose one of the things holding me back from picking robot ky as my main is not knowing the new combos that he has, and just doing #R shenanigans, which wins me alot of matches, but won't let me excell. one of the things that makes me want to play robot ky is the fact ive IK'd kenji like 4 times the last time we played, man hes like new slayer with that stupid air missile counterhit into Dizzy into IK. (fast IK charge too!) that and Jais told me to play GG again and actually practice, and be Midwest's Robo Ky lol....

Offialiest Tier List that ever was: So When we LAST LEFT OUR EPISODE, Sol was atop of Fuck Mountain, he was haveing a merry time being KING. He loved being the king so much that he named himself Solodor, and rode tomas the tank engine train around Fuck Mountain, stopping only to get out and give some bitch aids. Then all of a sudden, the keeprs that be, THAT MAN, who we generally call "THE MAN" who obviously represents the white man, the greatest criminal in the earth, President of Sega came to ArcSys, and said "Make me a broken game, Slash is too boring" So ArcSys said yes, and Accent Core was born. LOUDLY AND RUDELY Sol was thrown off Fuck Mountain by Eddie who apparently is just a shadow or something , so he must be Sol's Shadow. However Sol was not to be let himself get kicked off of Fuck Mountain. No, Sol built himself a really big Sailboat, and he forded ontop of WhaleSex River, which leads into the basin of Fuck Mountain, which also connects to the Ocean of CutyourselfFuckingEmo. Captain Sol, crashed his sailboat which he named Justin Timberlake, and it hit the River causing a GookQuake, its basically has all the powers of a Korean, and an Earthquake, kind of like when Kim Kawpwan stomps on the floor. here Sol created a giant tower called Chris Benoit Yourself, where the sneetches from Dr. Suess live, the sneetches without stars on their bellies were so fucking racist that they took all the Gonzagas and Batmans and made them program Accent Core for the PS2, here Sol Badguy created the P-Tier, which stands for Playstation Tier: P-Tier: Sol, having lost his claim as King of Fuck Mountain, he now has claimed the King of Chris Benoit Yourself Tower, here he can do amazing things like Clean hit you twice and do Instant Kill Sidewinder. Ino- She was serving prostitution rings back in the valley of Fuck Mountain, when she saw Sol's Sailboat Justin Timberlake, she totally jumped on, and now she can fucking freeze the game every 1/100000000 time or if you dont use a HD loader. Buri- Some how Buridget got a new Yoyo, she made it out of the stones taken from the Fuck Mountain, now she serves as a desk attendant at the bottom of ChrisBenoitYourself Tower. Johnny-He doesnt really belong here, but May Punched him to the top of the tower, and now he can do Jackhound without tension. S-Tier, Stands for: Shoe Tier, bitches who wear shoes. Eddie: The New King of Fuck Mountain, mother fucker got himself some fuckin WOLVERINE BOOTS, those steel Toes, Fucking OWN WHEN HES DOING j.K Potemkin: Man have you seen the size of this nugga's shoes? they are fucking HUGEEEEEE. Potemkin started himself a factor of clothes for huge fuckers like himself at the valley of Fuck Mountain, it was called the shop for "Big and Tall and more Big" Testament: Unhappy with his current Goth Emo Kid look, Testament sailed out to the Ocean of CutyourselfFuckingEmo and got himself some Pimp ass shoes, in now he can infinitely kick you in the balls. Using these shoes he hikes up to the top of Fuck Mountain Everyday, but usually Eddie just throws him off of the mountain. Slayer: man he just has gold shoes. Hes like "I bought these a K-mart!" A-Tier: These are the kids who are still living in the valley of Fuck Mountain, known as Rape Village. Rape Village is usually quite these times of days, but recently its been getting rowdy now that ChrisBenoitYourself Tower moved next door. Jam: Jam moved to rape village cause she really loves Ky, and loves putting it in his pooper. Slayer decided to give Jam his old shoes, and now Jam has Pilebunker you right in the Fuck. Baiken: Shes got flip flops so she dont have no fuckin shoes, so she can only live peacefully in Rape Village. All of her moves lies in her kicks, but she can't always win cause shes wearing flip flops. Order Sol: He's building his own sailboat in his backyard in Rape Village, however he doesnt really know if it will float since he made it out of Steel. May: May was hungry one day, and decided to eat some Rock Soup. Johnny was like Shit I aint gonna tap someone who eats that shit, so May was like fuck you and Punched Johnny right out of Rape Village all the way back up to the top of ChrisBenoitYourself Tower. B-Tier: These guys live in Bitchsville which is approx 30 minute drive from Rape Village and Fuck Mountain. People who play these characters Bitch to NO END, about how their character blows dickshit. Everyone not living in Rapeville or Fuck Mountain or Benoit Tower or Zanzibar. Just Plain Fucking Blows Tier: These guys dont even live on the same island as Fuck Mountain, they moved to like the Zanzibar and made a living there: Chipp: He is trying to learn japanese, but unfortunately he only took a plane ticket to the Zanzibar, which might as well have been a one way ticket to dogshit. Next Episode: The Suburbs of Bitchsville.

people who play on pad (who know what theyre doing) mash at slip 3 to max. i say its cheating i tell you. to super mash all they have to do is put their thumb in the middle of the dpad. or heck even turn on analog controls and just wail on that shit.