KEEEHEHEHE, THE ABOMITABLE OOZE
ARAKUNE FROM THE BOUNDARY.
I HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE.
MY MIND IS LIKE A VORTEX-- VACUUM ALL OF MY REASONING.
I'LL EAT YOUR FRIENDS WITH BUTTER, AND YOUR BABIES WITH SEASONING.
MY BOWELS ARE SO FOUL, I FART CLOUDS THAT ARE CURSED.
BLOCK ALL THAT YOU WANT, YOUR LUCK WILL TURN FOR THE WORST!
I'LL PLAY KEEP 'WAY FER YOU HATERS, TAUNTIN' YOU 'CUZ YER FREE.
I'LL LEAP IN FOR THE KILL, WHEN YOU'RE EATIN' MY BEES.
-AND WHEN YOU'RE ALL TUCKER'D OUT, I'LL TAKE YOU INTO MY BODY.
YOU AIN'T EVER GETTIN' OUT, I HAVE NO BLADDER TO POTTY.
I HAVE THE ULTIMATE POKER FACE, SHYGUYS AIN'T GOT SHIT.
MY BODY'S SMOOTHER THAN SILK, AIN'T NO BLEMISHES OR ZITS.
I'M ON THE HUNT WHEN I'M HUNGRY, AND I GOT ME THE MUNCHIES.
HOW 'BOUT THAT NINJA FOR SPICY, AND THAT CYBORG FOR CRUNCHY?
(Ugh. I'm tired. I'll see if I can add more later. xD Running out of ideas.)