Dacidbro

Two different commentaries??? that's pretty weird. There's really no other way?

These nerfs seem SO TAME. I am ultimately happy.

Actually, that's a really really REALLY big difference if it means 2 combos kills you or 3 combos kills you. But that should be super obvious. But hey, you do always post the most insightful things, Ladon. Truly. Your posts are an inspiration to people wanting to be useful.

Lets get the word out, we got STREAMED COMMENTARY LIVE AT NCI WOOOO OCT 2ND WOOOOOOO

Oh, believe me. I know. Lol. I troll about it enough that it would be impossible.

real talk, seriously Also, MM is good times, if I make it to PNW I'll definitely take you up on it

Stay sickwidit biscuits

Yooooo stickbug I heard you helped out the community at EVO by letting people know the exact moments when they became sad thanks, otherwise so many people would only have realized they got blown up when the game said "destroyed"

but I don't even have a big ego serious yo

Well only if there's a counter troll involved. Although bystanders are often like "oh man this Dacidbro so ego and unintelligent" when I'm trolling. It's pretty upsetting.

Dude I made blatant pokemon references in the middle of my assholery. COME ON. If anyone really didn't get it I'm horrified.

Me and the EC crew had a ton of fun when I visited. I could never be that salty, much less concerning people I actually enjoyed. JUST IN CASE ANYONE REALLY DIDNT GET IT

The FC thread WAS amazing Then dumbass juice closed it why dumbass juice, why

How about at EVO, did we get exposed? Lets check the stats; 1st place Spark, west coast. 2nd place Veteru, west coast. 3rd place, Dacidbro, west coast. 4th place, Zong, west coast. Teams? 1st place, Spark, Veteru, Wuku, West coast. 2nd, Dacidbro Zong HFA, West coast. 3rd, Dabbit, Mike Z, (cant remember 3rd member), west coast. So what the fuck happened there Zidane? You're speaking a lot of words, but I think that's all they are. Words from some random. Lets just get one thing straight, Zidane. I will travel across the land, searching far and wide for someone as good as I am. And I don't think for a minute I'll succeed.

Do you know who you're talking to?!

Wait, you wrote a formula for your REPEAT failures?

Yeah, you sure did beat (Notice I said beat, not rape; this will be important later) me when I was exhausted after performing in Carnegie hall, back when I was terrible at the game and still quite new. And the screen was lagging. See the fact of the matter is, I wasn't on my A game. I'm on my A game now, Zidane. You can't hold a candle to me, even with a broken character like Hazama. And deep down, in that horrifyingly thick skull, you know it. And you're terrified people will realize it, so you bring up your one hurrah against me every chance you get, like the sniveling prince humperdink to Wesley in the torture chamber, pushing it to 50 when your opponent is in chains and it isn't a fair fight. Because that's all you can ever win now, Zidanoob. An unfair fight. Ever.

And yet you DODGE the reality that two supposedly top East Coast players fell at my hand. What do you have to say about that, Zidont-know-how-to-debate-effectively-ne?

Onslaught I'm calling you out too, because I'll be god damned if you're the reason my meme took off.

Now STOP RIGHT THERE. I am not DODGEbro. I won every single money match at NCI, I bodied all comers in the tournament, running back my only loss in the grand finals, I tore East Coast to shreds at EVO, sending Lord Knight and 10stars home in the tournament and only losing to (big surprise) the WEST COAST player Veteru. The only thing I've Dodged is having a brain as small as yours, by some grace of luck. And you can have Jenga, game was broken. Pulling shit from the middle had no bad matchups.

Yeah, I bet it only takes about a week to be better than all of east coast huh.. but that isn't America. Sorry, you've never actually been west of the mississippi, but if you had you'd realize the caliber of opponent you're missing out on. California is to Japan as East Coast is to America. And just for the record, when you say #1 Tao, you mean according to netplay, right? That place where people don't even know what a counter assault is? The only thing you decimated was your credibility, in that post. And just to nail your stupidity into the figurative coffin, to decimate is to reduce by a tenth. You allegedly "reduced america by a tenth", and yet, all 50 states are STILL HERE. So god damn stupid, Zidiot.

Zidanobody, I started fighting games with CT. How am I gonna be the best in America in under 6 months of experience? Short answer, I'm not going to. It can't happen. When I heard Bang was getting super man buffs, I decided to be the very best, like no one ever was. I grinded hours, and hours, and hours and hours and hours at MGL, learning stick from scratch. My dedication led me to where I am today, Bang's tier is unimportant in my victory. You're no conqueror, IM alexander. Also, Hazama is S tier, dumbass

I was top 10 XBL PSR in 20 matches, shit's too easy. I was over here blowing up the internet at NCI, meanwhile no one even knows your name. Might as well officially change your account name to Zidanobody. Cause seriously Zidanobody cares about you, bitch PS I threw those matches in NY; Veteru paid me under the table to get a read on NY without revealing West Coast prowess.

Hey, yeah, I remember SBO quals. You weren't there, were you? And EVO? Your homeboys LK and 10stars showed up, but where were you? Hiding in the nooks and crannies of least coast. Stay free mother fucker, brocal for life