Nini Heart Posted October 24, 2011 Posted October 24, 2011 aight, i'm headed to foonzo, kinda bored and need to practice some phoenix
Nini Heart Posted October 24, 2011 Posted October 24, 2011 oh wow. good thing i checked the thread again. guess i'll practice killer instinct
Nini Heart Posted October 25, 2011 Posted October 25, 2011 Chinatown Chronicles: After getting high, I decided to go look for some chinese food. I go on sankishin, everyone gives me great advice except buibi, and I decide to head out. One of my roomies starts talking trash, and a game of fifa ensues. After a very dominant performance from me, he scores a cheap ass goal in the 118th minute. I have 19 shots on target, he has 4, ball posession is 62-38 in my favor. I am salty as fuck. I shrug it off and blame the ps pad as usual and finally decide to head out. A new hobo is in front of the mont royal metro begging for change, a cute girl hobo, a rare breed. I ask her why she's begging, she tells me she needs 50 cents to get on the bus, her friends are waiting at a bar 10 minutes walking distance. I facepalm and move along, feeling like I got trolled by kr3wman for some reason. I arrive at Place d'Armes and look for the tiger statues. I decide to wander around in chinatown for a bit. I spot a fun looking bar/karaoke/bistro/billard. I got nothing better to do so I decide to check it out and see if it's worthy of bringing friends over. Some J-Pop, C-pop, K-pop or whatever pop it was is playing. I get a beer(BERRY DRY), and check out the karaoke songs. Place was pretty empty, it was just me two old dudes and the barmaid. Looking at the song list, lo and behold, Do the Motion, the best K-pop song to grace the earth. After singing twice and grabbing two more beers, I decide to complete my initial goal, get some general Tao chicken. A couple of places are still open, one of them apparently open till 4 AM. I enter the least crowded one and i'm greeted by a cute waitress. I place my order, and me being 3 beers stronger, pounce on the opportunity when she asks "anytin else" to ask her for her number and the bill too. She giggles and walks away. Feelin' myself, I play some FFX-2 tunes on my phone, while waiting for the meal. The general Tao chicken finally arrives, and I ask the cute waitress once again "so how bout that number baby". She blushes as she serves my chicken and says "oh mista, it not allowed, boss will fire me". Not disgruntled at all, in my head, the only thing going on is that "third time's a charm saying". I pay the bill, get my change back and she walks away. I leave a hefty t I wolf down the general Tao chicken, and being pretty full and still having like half of it left, I decide to tell them to pack it for me. I call up the other waitress, chubby asian chick who looks high and lazy as fuck , the cute one being in the kitchen for some reason and ask her where's the other waitress. "Other waitress bizzy, what you want?". I'm like "uhh okay, I want to take away. Also can you tell the other waitress I want some green tea". She comes back with those styrofoam lunch boxes and a plastic bag drops it in front of me, and tells me "tea will be here soon" and walks away, taking the hefty tip I left for the other waitress. At this point i'm like "Oh shit is this bitch really expecting me to pack this shit, and did she just take that tip like it's hers"? She brings the green tea, I ask her for sugar and she repeats it like i'm asking her to suck an old man's dick. "Suga? You want suga?". I'm like yeah sugar. She walks away with a scowl on her face and comes back from the kitchen bringing a HUGE bowl of sugar and a tiny spoon. This restaurant closes at 12 on weekdays, so I ask her to call her friend again and she tells me" other waitress gone, only me and cook left, plz hurry up i need to close". At this point i'm like gee, i'll just be a troll and drink this tea as slowly as possible.11:44-12:20, I finish the first teapot, ask for a second one. She tells me "cook is gone, i dunno how make tea. please, i need to close restaurant". I'm like okay look here, you have 3 options here. Call the police, lock me up in the restaurant, or bring me some damn tea. Seeing that I wasn't gonna back down, she brought me some tea. 12 45, I decide to leave in order to catch the last metro. Before that though, I get her to get some paper, write my number down and promise to give it to her friend(not expecting much tbh). And right before I leave, I tell her i'm pretty sure I could make better green tea. I get back home feelin myself, and tell the story to my roomies. They call me mean and a dick. I tell them I was just trolling, they ask me what's the fucking difference. TLDR; The real question is, what's the difference between trolling and being a dick?
Rhannmah Posted October 25, 2011 Posted October 25, 2011 The real question is, what's the difference between trolling and being a dick? There never WAS any.
Jimmy Bones Posted October 25, 2011 Posted October 25, 2011 Wat a dumbass. In real life, theres is no difference. Unless you dont know the deal, gee. And shoutouts to Chinatown, especially Amigos.
Jimmy Bones Posted October 25, 2011 Posted October 25, 2011 You'll never see me drunk or high, i dont drink and smoke. Conducteur désigné.
Dai_Loli Posted October 25, 2011 Posted October 25, 2011 Let's try this again: Going to Foonzo tonight.
Brice Posted October 25, 2011 Posted October 25, 2011 will be there tonight. bringing everything (bring your own controller, its smaller than a stick and I carry both a ps3 and a stick thx) also good shit nini.
BladeOfJustice7 Posted October 25, 2011 Author Posted October 25, 2011 You'll never see me drunk or high, i dont drink and smoke. Conducteur désigné. Good shit homie. will be there tonight. bringing everything (bring your own controller, its smaller than a stick and I carry both a ps3 and a stick thx) also good shit nini. I'll be there tonight (finally). I honestly believe this semester I'll just dodge 100% on sundays. Everytime I plan on going to foonzo sunday, I find out that I have a test monday or tuesday.
Dai_Loli Posted October 25, 2011 Posted October 25, 2011 I'll only have an Xbox Controller with me. If that means I can't play anyone with a pad, let me know in advance so i can dodge :P
Sophisticat Posted October 25, 2011 Posted October 25, 2011 MTLSF is mentioned in this week's issue of The Link (one of Concordia's newpapers). Good shit. Nini, I am disappoint. That is not the way of the Sophisticate.
Brice Posted October 25, 2011 Posted October 25, 2011 @Dai_Loli : you can plug your xbox pad on the cabs now at foonzo so if we have an xbox disc of CS you'll be good (it has to be a wired controller though) or if anyone bring a normal xbox i guess....
Dai_Loli Posted October 25, 2011 Posted October 25, 2011 Ah, I thought the place had the game =_= Woulda brought it otherwise. And yeah it's wireless but I have the cable so it should be dandy.
kr3wman Posted October 25, 2011 Posted October 25, 2011 I only have one thing to say about that Nini. good job riot. and you were just being a dick, sorry.
BladeOfJustice7 Posted October 25, 2011 Author Posted October 25, 2011 MTLSF is mentioned in this week's issue of The Link (one of Concordia's newpapers). Good shit. Nini, I am disappoint. That is not the way of the Sophisticate. The one with the gameboy on the cover? Now I wanna read it.
kirbster Posted October 25, 2011 Posted October 25, 2011 Nini, y u so gdlk? Best story ever lol. But yeah, don't expect good service in Chinatown... first time I asked for takeout and they made me pack it myself I seriously considered not tipping. But then you realize that's how it is there.
Jimmy Bones Posted October 25, 2011 Posted October 25, 2011 Yooooo Blade! http://www.gamespot.com/special_feature/marvelcapcom-week9/image-feature/index.html?image=4 STOLEN! Get out of my way!
kr3wman Posted October 25, 2011 Posted October 25, 2011 age of x was so shitty I'll kill myself everytime someone uses a color from it.
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