Death Cargo

[Tsuki Garyuu]

Gee, I didn't know Death Cargo is being published by the fucking White House.

[JellyBelly]

Gee, I didn't know Death Cargo is being published by the fucking White House.

THANKS, OBAMA.

[SoWL]

I didn't expect it, but the trailer is actually out. Gotta love how they went out of their way to show that you can actually jump over your opponent now.

[Pichy]

That's something that actually has been on the site since late last year when they put up a release date.

[Pichy]

I have received my digital copy. It was again a corrupted rar. It was, however, possible to play and assess the post-beta mechanics. I streamed it. There's also Jewpuncher at the end.

 

http://www.twitch.tv/pichy_and_pals/b/528868150

[Tsuki Garyuu]

I have received my digital copy. It was again a corrupted rar. It was, however, possible to play and assess the post-beta mechanics. I streamed it. There's also Jewpuncher at the end.

 

http://www.twitch.tv/pichy_and_pals/b/528868150

Well, they were right about the 90's being back. Back to being broken and glitchy as fuck, that is.

[SoWL]

Oh, they even flip the character's nametag for player 1, which I suppose means that the portrait, the life gauge and the nametag come in a single file.

 

All things considered, it looks more boring than bad, though those two things are usually not too far away from each other.

[TAI-X]

Somehow reminds me of Sammy's Survival Arts when in motion. It's probably that the digitized sprites are way too huge.

[Clear Sky]

From Facebook, but they also sent out this emai yesterday:

 

 

Dear customers,

Who didn't received the digital link, please just needs to wait a little bit longer. We just underestimated the delivery: the amount of purchases surpassed our expectation. As explained everything work perfectly fine, the link are perfect and many already received it. You just need to wait the e-mail we are about to send you. For any other question please don't hesitate to contact support@necrostorm.com

Our Best Regards

 

They keep repeating themselves.

 

Also, someone posted this on their Facebook page: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaVyL26HNVc&feature=youtu.be

 

[Pichy]

Yes, the game is real. Yes, I finally received a non-corrupt rar today.

 

http://www.twitch.tv/pichy_and_pals/b/534602314

 

Yes, you should not buy it.

[White Man]

Yes, you should not buy it.

 

Shhhhh! Dude, their lawyers are going to throw you in jail for the CRIME of defamation! Just because the game "sucks" and "doesn't work properly" and "isn't worth the money" doesn't mean you can go around DEFAMING an honorable company like a criminal. Quick, APOLOGIZE.

[caiooa]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRes78ylqjI&feature=youtu.be&a
the video description '3'

[Starlight777]

I'm dying of laughter here, I actually feel sorry for the people open minded enough to try this lol.

[Tsuki Garyuu]

And this is where three years of our extreme patience, curiosity, and temperance, has lead us. I should get a platinum trophy for all the time spent observing the development of this game. Now...where can I get that soundtrack?

[Clear Sky]

Bump. I messed around with the game and it seems like everyone can do an infinite combo in the corner, and everyone but Silent can do a midscreen infinite. Here's the inputs for them:

 

Fast Attack: F
Lunge Attack: L
Heavy attack: H
T. Weapon: T

Universal corner infinite: [214H > OTG 2L > 214H] x n
Midscreen/wallcarry infinite: [214H > jump forward > OTG 2L > 214H] x n

 

Leach wallcarry infinite: http://youtu.be/xzxllHkE-vA

-Of course, it doesn't work on Leach or Silent.

 

Leach corner infinite: http://youtu.be/BBxHDW6oqrI

-This one made me laugh. Also note how it does huge damage.

 

Unblockable setup: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btMYztLglpo

[TAI-X]

Looks like there's no combo damage scaling whatsoever, too. Great job, guys!

[RifleAvenger]

INB4 they announce game now has UNLIMITED DAMAGE.

 

I feel bad for everyone who actually hoped for something good to come out of this, but from the sidelines, this whole ordeal has been really funny.

[Clear Sky]

So it looks like that Leach's T.Weapon gives you full body invincible until your meter runs out. Why are you so beast, Leach?

[Pichy]

Doesn't even get knocked down. Just spins around once instead.

[Pichy]

Patch01 came out. It fixed the infinite and adjusted the TW into specials glitch in a way that has created a new infinite.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37r04enKgB4

 

I also got my preorder hat. I'm not showing photos because I've been paid and will also be sued and also I don't have my hat (no really, it actually arrived).

 

EDIT: Photo of a fat guy as evidence.

 

[Clear Sky]

Nice preorder swag! I'm glad to see that they honored their preorders.

[JellyBelly]

Pichy would you mind posting a clear photo of your hat from above. Just checking a theory. :D

[Pichy]

http://www.twitch.tv/phifedawg/c/4551544 Finally got some matches recorded. With that, the story of Death Cargo is pretty much over.

 

Don't buy it, even for a lark. If you want Necrostorm gore, just get the movies.

[Clear Sky]

Just opened my package. I purchased the collector's edition: 

 

 

It came with three mini-posters (Plasma, Leach and Aracno), a fridge magnet and the game. I thought it was suppose to come with the soundtrack on a CD but I guess they decided just to keep that stuff in the "extras" section of the game. 

[Tsuki Garyuu]

 I thought it was suppose to come with the soundtrack on a CD but I guess they decided just to keep that stuff in the "extras" section of the game. 

Boo. Not really gonna stop the rips though.