DC Posted August 31, 2012 Posted August 31, 2012 (edited) SOUTH FLORIDA ELITE FIVE @ PROJECT STORM: FUSION The South Florida Elite Five (Japanese: 五天王 Five Heavenly Kings) will be making their way up to Orlando this weekend for Florida's first P4U "major." Seeing as how south Florida has won every single notable Florida P4U tournament thus far, our group of players could be compared to the final bosses of Florida as a whole. Can you collect all of the south Florida badges and become a P4U Master?! (Probably not.) Any similarity in appearance with established Pokemon characters is purely coincidental. Listed in team order... Mystical Moose - Guillotine Badge "How amusing. I love Dark-type Pokémon. I'm known for my overpowering tactics. Think you can take them? Just try to entertain me. Let's go." The Arm - Memento Mori Badge "Who are you? How impudent you are to disturb my sleep. Hmf... You appear to possess a combination of strength and intelligence. Very well. Make your best effort not to bore me with a yawn-inducing battle. Clear?" DC - Getsu-Ei Badge "I've traveled from afar to Orlando so that I may hone my icy skills. But all I have seen are challenges by weak Trainers and their Pokémon. What about you? It would please me to no end if I could go all out against you! Come!" Juggernaut - Corkscrew Badge "I always train to the extreme because I believe in our potential. That is how we became strong. Can you withstand our power? Hm? I see no fear in you. You look determined. Perfect for battle! You will bow down to our overwhelming power!" Mystic - Raging Lion Badge "Ah, you timed your arrival well. I've just finished reading a book, you see. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Mystic, a user of the Dragon type. I must say, you've already proven yourself to be outstanding by coming this far. They say I am the toughest of the Elite Five. I'm afraid I will have to go all out against you to live up to that reputation." Any group of 5 players may challenge the Elite 5 of South Florida to a teams battle. Every player must put up $5. Edited August 31, 2012 by DC
2link121 Posted August 31, 2012 Posted August 31, 2012 While I was reading I experienced this weird combination of wanting to laugh and facedesk. Well done lol
BioFrost Posted August 31, 2012 Posted August 31, 2012 He's A Dick but i have to admit the shit he posts is funny as fuck lol. a guillotine badge? Seems legit
MikelAL93 Posted August 31, 2012 Posted August 31, 2012 (edited) As someone who was born in FL, I guess I will pop up here to talk to you guys as well. What's crackin' ya'll? full autism Even though I have Asperger's Syndrome (an autism spectrum disorder), I'm not sure if that counts as full autism... Edited August 31, 2012 by MikelAL93
Guardian Posted August 31, 2012 Posted August 31, 2012 Seeing as how Juggernaut has won every single notable Florida P4U tournament thus far Fixed that for u.
DC Posted August 31, 2012 Posted August 31, 2012 Fixed that for u. False, Mystic won the first tournament. Shouldn't you be busy avoiding tournaments and not having casuals?
Guardian Posted August 31, 2012 Posted August 31, 2012 Well, Mystic/Jugg then. Low blow on the casuals homie, you know my PS3 is fried. If I had free time like you, I'd be at all the tournies. So unless you're gonna sponsor me and/or perform my thesis research, gtfo. No one in this state can beat me in this game consistently (5+ wins in a row). I'm not a tourney player, AND I use a low tier character. Final bosses of FL? NIGGA IM THE SECRET BOSS. #killingthemwiththelowtiers #lowtiernofear
FlashMetroid Posted August 31, 2012 Posted August 31, 2012 lol damn that post is killing me right now ahahahhaha that shit is awesome can I become the 6th gym leader? I will practice for 10 minutes!
DC Posted August 31, 2012 Posted August 31, 2012 Well, Mystic/Jugg then. Low blow on the casuals homie, you know my PS3 is fried. If I had free time like you, I'd be at all the tournies. So unless you're gonna sponsor me and/or perform my thesis research, gtfo. No one in this state can beat me in this game consistently (5+ wins in a row). I'm not a tourney player, AND I use a low tier character. Final bosses of FL? NIGGA IM THE SECRET BOSS. #killingthemwiththelowtiers #lowtiernofear We're a team, doesn't matter which one of us wins the tournament, as long as it's a win for south Florida. I know Tampa doesn't quite know how teamwork... works. Free time? I work 9-5 every day and go to school full time. People with regular jobs don't work on the weekend, go infuse some fucking B Vitamins or something lol. Finally, nobody is afraid of your Labrys. Flash I got you for the next hype thread announcement lol.
cj_iwakura Posted September 1, 2012 Posted September 1, 2012 False, Mystic won the first tournament. Shouldn't you be busy avoiding tournaments and not having casuals? When did you guys head up? Wish I'd known, I would've repped SoFla and Lizzie too.
Yohosie Posted September 2, 2012 Posted September 2, 2012 (edited) This thread is now 100% more black Kanji. 100% more better, too. Sup fools, it's Dawn. I'm on dustloop now. Edited September 2, 2012 by Yohosie
cj_iwakura Posted September 2, 2012 Posted September 2, 2012 Good job at the tourney! Let me know when local matches are. :P I gotta start a Catherine scene in this state. (Can we have a board for that here?)
pasteycracker Posted September 2, 2012 Posted September 2, 2012 I love the part in Catherine where I didn't play it.
DC Posted September 3, 2012 Posted September 3, 2012 This thread is now 100% more black Kanji. 100% more better, too. Sup fools, it's Dawn. I'm on dustloop now. We in there! Dawn and I are taking P4U 2v2 at CEO on Sept. 29th.
Yohosie Posted September 3, 2012 Posted September 3, 2012 We in there! Dawn and I are taking P4U 2v2 at CEO on Sept. 29th. Ain't nobody standing in our way B)
Lord Cruxis Posted September 3, 2012 Posted September 3, 2012 (edited) Question has been answered O: Edited September 3, 2012 by Lord Cruxis
Guardian Posted September 5, 2012 Posted September 5, 2012 So what were you saying, Guardian? I was saying how nice it was of Mystic and Jugg to let you win :-P
DC Posted September 5, 2012 Posted September 5, 2012 So salty. Don't worry, SFL is taking a break from central Florida tournaments to give you guys a chance to win. We'll see you at CEO though!
Guardian Posted September 5, 2012 Posted September 5, 2012 Haha ain't nobody salty about y'all being on top. Being the best in Florida is like being the fastest fat person :-D
DC Posted September 5, 2012 Posted September 5, 2012 Oh please, you know I'm always the first person to say Florida is garbage. Could be worse though, we could be a shitty state like Georgia!
7thFonon Posted September 5, 2012 Posted September 5, 2012 like Georgia! lol tell me about it. I literally have to leave this state every time I wanna play Persona. D:
Lord Cruxis Posted September 6, 2012 Posted September 6, 2012 lol tell me about it. I literally have to leave this state every time I wanna play Persona. D: I smell tales of the abyss on you.
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