Gil

Axis, there needs to be a Haku rap song to that Stomp Em in the nuts song. xD Haku stomp.

:| Didn't like the Tager rhymes, boi? Don't be hatin'.

Now for some logical lyrics told from me to the haters, I'm the strongest in the game, the name's Iron Tager. I'm big, red, strong, tall, robotic and buff, With 13k health, you can guarantee I'm tough. When I'm used in casual play, they say that I'm broken, Because my combos are as easy as spamming hadouken. I gotta deal with scrubs spamming ice with Jin, So, I'll take my time, sit there and defend. With a shitty ass moveset, I'm horribly slow, So I can't stop the ice cars or I will turn cold. But not all is lost here for those who say it's impossible, Just back dash through the ice car and then I have the control. Grab that bastard tight, don't let him jump from my hold, Smash that nigga in the pavement, make him do as he's told, Make him know that in my game, that he's a terrible fighter, Throw his ass across the screen, 623C, ATOMIC COLLIDER! ------Chorus------ I'm the lowest in the game, slow as can be, but there ain't another nigga who's as strong as me, They can bitch all they want, just let them be haters cause I'm still winning 7-3 match ups as Tager. Calamity Trigger doesn't feel like home, just a place where you can only win if you can zone. But I win all my shitty match ups because I believe, I hang in there until the end and I seven twenty. Now, let me introduce you to a trick that I've got, the back dash. React fast and you can 360 predictable attacks. Hakumen's j.C? Tao's Reckless Kitty? Just double tap the stick, spin it and tap B. With invincibility I am assured my victory, For nineteen long gigantic frames, I can win a single game. I've got the yomi layer down, more throwing to go around, I'll win the tourney and the crown and destroy you right on the ground. What's this? I missed a back dash and now I'm blocking? Well, fuck, I guess even genius' make mistakes often. They're pressuring, I can't jab or even DP? I don't know what the fuck they were smoking when they had designed me. But I'm just waiting, calculating, even though the pressure's tense, The key to winning here is to have the most patience. So I decide to take a chance and IB for the save, That two frame difference let me 360A, I just won the finals today. ------Chorus------ I'm the lowest in the game, slow as can be, but there ain't another nigga who's as strong as me, They can bitch all they want, just let them be haters cause I'm still winning 7-3 match ups as Tager. Calamity Trigger doesn't feel like home, just a place where you can only win if you can zone. But I win all my shitty match ups because I believe, I hang in there until the end and I seven twenty. In the grand finals, fighting top tiers, you see. Rachel, Arakune and Nu, unfortunately, My worst match ups besides Carl is them, Because the only damn thing I can do is defend. I got Rachel winding pumpkins and using the fucking frog, And Arakune's bugs taking the screen up like a hog. I make it past Rachel and her bullshit okizeme, Then I Atomic Collider Arakune out of j.236D. So, no more clouds, no more rods, frogs, pumpkins or the bugs, but I still deal with a threat that has been known as number one. What is the alphabet for this character to be? D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D. I'm being locked down, so I use Sledgehammer B, But that's not even working well for me, I'll approach with j.C and avoid another D, Block her sweep, jab her once and get into a block string. She's like a frail little girl, so I beat her down fast, Bait her burst with Magnatech Wheel, smash her to the past. Here we go with this bullshit, I guess she isn't through, Figures that she gets a perfect on me in Round 2. Round 3, I'm almost dead and now she's toying with me, Trying to pull off all these taunts while anti-airing with 6D. How many times have I rhymed with D in this rap? Just goes to show that the robot's broken as crap. I finally got her into a combo, my normal bnb And she bursted with half health and she's got the health lead, But she made a fatal mistake dashing in with Act Pulsar, And that's when I screamed, "GENESIC EMERALD TAGER BUSTER!" :| So after a bunch of raging, a friend of mine came up with this rap. As you can tell, he is rather bitter toward a certain loli. Now he's raging at me for posting it, he wants to edit it a bit. Rofl