You could always IAD backwards and play footsies with his back to the corner. That's a lot harder for Tager to deal with than 50/50 shenanigans. You don't HAVE to stick your dick in the blender if you don't want to. Unless he has the life lead.
it's a power cord
looks like this -> http://i1141.photobucket.com/albums/n587/direwolfnotinbed/slimcord_zpsfe1bf06f.jpg
if you can't find it that's alright, I can get spares off amazon for dirt cheap