Aight guys ima give you the real deal
I started out around June, during summer break of last year. I was 14, and i felt like everything was going downhill. Everyone made fun of me at school, my girlfriend decided to cheat on me, My best and only friend found better people to hang out with, and my dog died. So I decided i was going to off myself. But i wasnt totally ready yet. I tried a few times, i could never do it. And one day, walking around, i walked past a gamestop and saw this really cool looking anime poster. It was love at first sight. I was so interested, it was like the first real feeling ive had in months. It felt great, but i knew it wouldnt last. So i said to myself "Eh, might as well enjoy the last of my days" so i went in, bought the game and rushed home.
So as i started to play it, all my thoughts of offing myself just dissipated. All of the characters were so cool. I picked Ragna because he reminds me of myself, the cool protagonist type. I immediately went online, and started winning matches left and right. Eventually, i got bored and looked for stronger opponents. Then i learned all about the advanced tactics of the game, like rapid canceling, bursting, combos, and blocking. I was on a roll, I was learning at a very fast pace. But eventually, it came time for school. I had to drop BlazBlue, and i also fell into a deep state of depression again. I played from time to time, which literally kept me alive.
It was summer vacation of the next year, by that time i thought i had become really good. But then, i caught wind of a new BlazBlue game. BlazBlue Continuum Shift! At first , i was very excited. What cool new Anime characters would they add in this installment? I always secretly wanted hazama, he was one of the cooler villians and had a cool suit and hat. And i loved his role in the story mode. But then i realized, ragna wouldnt be the same anymore. So i hopped on dayca dustloop and started to look at the changes. I panicked. would i have to remaster ragna all over again? I posted my complaints, but realized i could do nothing about it. Cue another period of depression.
Eventually, the game came out. I started to play Ragna again, and i didnt like what they did to him. I think they nerfed him overall, and i know better so yeah. Anyways, i eventually got to the same level (but i was dragged down by ragna's nerfs). I felt i was ready to move on, so i started to attend tournaments. One place near me, GamePOD had St1nKBuG biweekly tournaments for anime lovers, so i decided to show up. I did relatively well, but there was one guy who always stopped me from winning. Ziderp. He played Hazama, and always stopped me dead in my tracks. I didnt know how to win. I felt like all my progress was for nothing. But I viewed him as a rival, and i thought it was cool that we were rivals just like Ragna and Hazama in game. I quickly made friends with everyone.
On the last biweekly before the major tournament, North East Championships, i was once again snuffed out by Ziderp. But i wasnt upset. Afterwards, leaving GamePOD relatively late at night, i encountered 4 negroid young men who wished to relieve me of my fabulous scarf. I refused, as being fabulous is one of the things that gets you jailbait, and in turn, was held up. All my training, just to die here? I heard the sound of a gunshot, and thought, "what would ragna do?" and using my amazing reaction time thanks to BlazBlue, i DP'd the bullet. Or so i thought. I ended up losing my hand as a result. The men were confused as to what the fuck just happened and ran away.
At the hospital, the doctor told me that i would never be able to play on a ps3 dpad again. I was heartbroken. How was i supposed to play BlazBlue? Was this all for naught? I was in greater pain than ever before. But i had an idea. The stub of my hand was still attached, the wrist was still good. Determined, i asked the doctor to attach my wrist to an arcade stick. Out of pure determination, he was convinced. I immediately started to rehab myself for NEC. Intense netplay training sessions took place (think hyperbolic time chamber). The day before NEC, i knew i was ready.
Long story short, i unexpectedly showed up and and blew up NEC and some nigga who didnt belong named ZONG_two. At losers finals, it was me and some random litchi player named Lord Knigga. After an intense battle, i moved on to grand finals to blow up Ziderp, win NEC and all the Jailbait of world and share it with everyone who motivated me to win. I was truly happy and no longer wanted to kill myself.
Rags to BBitches, The fucking end
Real talk it took me 2 months.