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I would pay outrageous sums of e-cash for Spanish Hazama DLC. Serpientes Infernal Rapto!!!

Hazama is pretty much the only reason I wish BB let you select the voices individually like you can in Mahvel/SF. Love almost all the other English voices, and really, he's fine in the story mode or whatever, but his move-name translations kinda suck, and English Haz just lacks the bat-shit craziness that JP Haz has in fights.

... ......Don't suppose anyone's on/wants to play now? ...............*crickets*

Hazama. Lol. ...but I guess my reason for continuing to play(and suck at) it is, that beyond the fedora, I really do like the majority of the cast(which wasn't true of the other FGs I'd tried up until BB), and while the plot has a lot of things that would normally make me cringe, the dialogue itself is spectacular(surprisingly so). The story mode really fleshes each individual character out in a way unlike any other fighter I've played. It motivates me to want to learn characters that I otherwise wouldn't have cared about. ...Plus I love the character designs, which, being the shallow person that I am, is way more important than it probably should be.

Best soap opera ever. Mysterious twin sisters, bitter rivals with a fractured history, the looming threat of encroaching authorities, and turnabout tirades that could only be explained by a sudden case of explosive amnesia. Just hope it ends while it's still on top. Hate to see a good show run itself into the ground.

Lol......I love that the one and only win I managed to steal that whole time was when I dropped a kill-combo and rage-taunted out of disgust employed a brilliant, cutting edge mind-game to lull the opponent into a false sense of security, then promptly struck during the confusion(yeah...that's it.). I'm not sure if I should be proud of that or not. Leaning towards not. GGs to the guy with the red name, red bars, and purple throws. My sides were hurting from laughing so hard when you were mashing out that astral during the combo you knew I'd never be able to land with so much lag. ...Wow, that sounds like, 1000x more bitter and resentful than intended. It really was funny.

Carl! ...Relius?

You guys are amusing

I still love that CT is winning the poll. Who else but Hazama...

Blazblue Radio!......wait. Around the Azure with host Tony Reali? BurstCast? Blue Beat Banter? The Cauldron? The Life-Link? Beyond the Boundary? Magna-Tech Talk? The Idea Engine? Chrono Podtasm? The Wheel of Learning is Turning?

They sneak into the Ragna main's section and .

Zzz. Think I nearly matched my total games in one sitting. Who knew whining on forums could get results. That's, probably not the right lesson to take away from this, is it. Anywayz- I love/hate you so much Bang. Making it rain cold steel on Tager's grave, FRKZ'ing everyone into oblivion, and doling out astrals like complimentary mints. Too good. Now if only I could learn how to escape the ninja onslaught(or deal with pressure in general...). It's like that heroic ham is hot-glued to my hind 24/7 and I'm fresh out of solvent. GGs Zeth; you're...strong x_x......and really entertaining ^_^. I'm gonna win a round next time! Wait...scratch that crazy dreamer talk. I'm gonna not get perfected for an entire match next time! Shoot for the stars! Same to DemABCs; man. Too much fun. It was weird staying almost kind of sort of competitive in most of those matches(despite still going like 4 for 30 or something before the room mercy killed itself ). Losing in new and exciting ways. Bunch of blatant screw ups I noticed and was mind-shouting at myself to correct(not having enough respect for Lord High Lord Dragon Punch of the Kisaragis...). Bunch of stuff I'm probably still clueless about on top of all that. *shrug* The only L that really did phase me a bit was against that one Hazama though. Getting hustled hard, then completely forgetting how to deal with your own character. Ahhh~feels bad. I bow to you, vastly superior and appropriately trollish Hazabro. I'm not worthy. /ifmypostsgounder50wordswereallgonnadie

Nahhh. It's not that deep. More puddle than pool. I just like to play the sad sap (though I imagine it probably gets on everyone else's nerves). It's fun. I can play a decent arrogant douche too, but I mean, c'mon; if you KNOW you're going to lose, would that really be how you present yourself? I'm not looking to make a fool out of myself. It just kinda...happens sometimes. I genuinely do savor the losses. In anything. I can't help but laugh hysterically when someone shows me up. It really hypes me up to keep playing. The only difference is that my expectations for fighting games are on the floor(right beside all those combos), and I can't just go "NOW I'M MOTIVATED" and stick a sword through your chest(partly cause I don't play characters with swords, though maybe I should...god knows I need more power). You'd think drive alone would be enough in BB, but apparently there's more to it than just the D. Will do.

Sounds good. I'll send you a fr next time I can get on. Uhh...east coast? I'm always up for it. Well...I'm always up for it at around a certain time of night, which technically means I'm not always up for it, but I'm always up for it when I am...wut? I could have sworn I was trying to post something amidst ALL the nothing......Oh right. Yeah. I don't care if you're way better than me(who isn't? No really; who). I honestly get a kick out of damn near every loss. Pretty unflappable in the face of futility. The only reservations I really have are if I'm 'boring the other player death'(my only way to kill!). Maybe that's silly; idk, but if I make a lobby, I feel obliged to entertain any guests who I'm fortunate enough to have drop by. Awful hard when you've got no talents though. Hmm. Maybe I should try puppetry...

Hmm...most people (understandably) don't seem to wanna play you if you're terrible, but it's kinda hard to get better if you don't have anyone to play... Yo, this is some ancient Chinese riddle ****. I could never even get my hands out of the finger trap. I tried mashing; it didn't work. How do you expect me to solve this?! /whine

Bueno juegos to the suckers who took the bait on my tantalizingly titled windowless van lobby. Twas muy divertido. If I knew that's all it took to finally find some matches, I'd have been making empty promises all along. Hope you got your fill of wins. Unfortunately, I ran out of candy. ...Still have a couple crates-worth of wins in the back seat that I need to hand out though... /ohgodsIsuck

>Quick search Every lobby has a connection restriction. >Shows 99% 0-bars; won't let me join despite having a pricey ass wired connection... *sigh* I know it's late and all, but damn. BB...why won't you just let me lose? Feel weird/stupid asking on here, but does anyone wanna play? :8/:

Low to mid? Probably way outta mah league. There needs to be a new level of sucking reserved for special people who are especially atrocious; they could call it assbysmal. If anyone was starting to feel like those wily training dummies were putting up too much of a fight though, I'm always up to get beat down. Ahh~Masochism and trying to get better at fighting games......such a glorious combo.

Is this like the Jordan vs Lebron debate of whacked out time-traveling incest-driven anime games? You're right. The world will never know...

True enough. Not gonna lie though, I was cracking up the whole time I was 'strategically positioning' the snakes(and while I was trying to make marshmallow bits out of his j.C frames), but yeahhh~it's not funny unless you're completely delirious. If it's any consolation, the box was from organic, lemur-endorsed peanut butter puffs. ... *revelation* The fake is more believable than the real thing ......I think I see what you mean. *slithers back into the corner*

Silly snakes! Ourobor-O's are for trolls!

So, like playing Noel then?

...You thought you were safe from stupidity on the Hazama forums?

There's no way this hazn't already been done. ...Was gonna do an overly elaborate BB Christmas gif, but eh; abandoned on account of extreme laziness. I suck.

Words cannot express how great that is. Guess you can add grand theft pony to his list of crimes... Dude's getting coal for sure. Dude's gonna hijack Rudolph next. How the Grinchzama Trolled Christmas: Starring not Jim Carrey.