Zoob

SC5 in a nutshell: Patrokalos: Oneechan! Pyrrhead: Oniichan! Dumb Brother: Oneechan! Dumb Sister: Oniichan! DB: Oneechan, our mom is dead! DS: Oniichan, I'm an evil puppet! DB: What? DS: Can't you accept me, let's be family! DB: I can't do it! (runs away) DS: No, now I'm all alone! Crazy Hot Clown Bitch: I'm your best friend, because I'm insane and I like evil things! Act 2 ZWEI: You're a pussy, however the hell you say your name, I'mma fight you with my wolf fang fist Dumb Brother: I'm so torn and confused! I want to go to Hot Topic and buy black clothing, but I'll fight you! Sigfried: I'm just here because fanboys will bitch if I'm not involved. (Looks old) ZWEI: You suck, I just beat your ass. Dumb Brother: Oh woe is me. ZWEI: Fight me for my wolf spirit brother demands satisfaction! Dumb Brother: Hey look, I found the Soul Calibur, so I don't need my shield any more(WHAT)! Ha, I love my sister and I beat you! ZWEI: So go get her back and have weird sexual tension with her! Dumb Brother: Yeah! I'm going to go fight other people that we neglected to mention are in this universe until now for no real reason! Sigfried: Yeah, go do that, I guess. God, I'm old. Act 3: Crazy Hot Clown Bitch: Hey look, it's that sword I am hot and bothered about! I guess you can have it, Pyrrhea, even though I secretly lust for this thing and for some reason I never take it for myself! Pyrrhea: WAAA, I AM EVIL NOW! LOOK AT MY HOLLOW CRAZY EYES BECOME EVEN MORE HOLLOW AND CRAZY! Dumb Brother with a Sister Complex: NOOO, YOU ARE EVIL THE TRAGEDY! NOW I MUST KILL YOU BECAUSE OF SOME PROPHECY! Pyrrhea: NO I AM DEAD! Dumb Shit: I KILLED HER NOOOOO! NOW I'M IMMORTAL FOR SOME REASON! Angel thing that's clearly not Sophitia: WELCOME HOME, MY SON. Dumb Shit: WELCOME ME?!! I'LL KILL YOU!!!! Sophitia: What? Dumb Shit to the Infinite Power: I now have control over space and time, for some reason, I'm going to go back and not break the Soul Edge so sister and I can go home and have horribly mutated babies spawned from our unnatural lust for each other's genitalia! Pyrrhea from the past: WAAA I'M STILL EVIL AND POSSESSED! Dumb Shit: I SAVED YOU MY SUMPTUOUS SISTER WHO LOOKS LIKE CASSANDRA FOR SOME REASON, NOW WE CAN GO HOME! Pyrrhea: Do you want to destroy the only thing that can stop the unspeakable evil of the Soul Edge? Dumb Shit Who I Hate With All My Heart and Mind: I don't see what could possibly go wrong with such a stupid action! Let's do it! Pyrrhea: Let's go home and get me pregnant! Dear Tales, You're welcome. -Zoob

Since there is now a Boston thread and since most of our Dustloop family is from CT, I have made a new thread for reducing confusion. -The Management

Shout outs to the MindTrain taking 2nd in the Stratford tournament! Also, I'm probably going to make a new thread soon, with a more apt title.

Happy new year to my crazy extended family

Me playing KOF in a nutshell. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6JtKerlcf0&feature=g-all-u&context=G2b5dca8FAAAAAAAAEAA

Ha ha, much love to y'all. I'm in the area now, just waiting for my new job to start. Merry Christmas from the Buddhist

I think I already won then >.>

Zoobstradamus predicts the future yet again! I knew it!

KOF training mode at Why Temple plz. I need to learn to combo max cancel into super manly command throw like a boss

I would reply to this, but I have SHIT TO DO

We went to Denny's and Jeremy got the Mot's Sticks. Then I cheesed out Jian at MK to win the AUSA tournament; cheesy like mozarell. Now if you will excuse me, I HAVE SHIT...TO DO!

Shoutouts to me sucking in FUC. Shoutouts to seeing the whole dustloop fam again at random intervals. Shoutouts for Jian treating me to pro Indian food two days in a row and for Soul Cal strats Shoutouts to Mindgame for letting me crash at the Mindhau5 in between chaotically organized interviews Shoutouts to LPT for the hours of level up sessions Shoutouts to Cheese for never giving a fuck when he pushes buttons

Copypasta for everyone, since I don't have everyone on facebook. As you know, I do some side work as a promoter for Nexus Gaming Alliance, a video game room group that sets up rooms all over the US. We're looking for people who can help us run tournaments/get hype for our various events over the weekend. Our next event is Anime USA, which hosts a 24 hour game room. We organize/run tournaments/do crowd control in shifts to ensure that the room runs smoothly. So the breakdown: What: Anime USA Where: Hyatt Regency, Arlington VA When: November 18-20 We are having a meeting tonight around 10pm that will outline more of the details of how we do the things we do. The link is here: www.voxli.com/ngaplease. If you have problems getting transportation, I can help set it up if you are interested in working with us. Will be looking forward to hearing from you. -Your friendly neighborhood Zoob

Sounds good. I'll be showing up at the Wednesday Columbus event, barring any fluctuations in work schedule. See y'all then!

Apparently two Melty players that are half-serious live in Columbus and no one else, as far as my research shows. Love to know how the community is spread, since I do want to organize car pools and the like

About 2 hours away.

Hi all, New England player who just moved to the area looking for a place to mash buttons. I am assuming that the scene is going to Arcade Legacy now?

The real question is do you banana all the time?

I am shooting for this weekend to return. Also, http://www.youtube.com/user/chkmie#p/u/6/xfJeRYI4wrU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3A1nprfuJs&NR=1. You're welcome for the nightmares.

Unfortunately, I will not be able to make Saturday's casuals, as work decided to have the meeting at 9am instead of 7pm. Anger overload.

Shout outs to Glitch for drunk dialing me at 11:30 pm, shout outs to Fraga getting significantly better, and shout outs to East Bumsville. I am contractually obligated to say this, apparently.

Yes! Good friends happy meet up time attack! And I'll know at the end of this con.

Possibility that they will show up in Columbus for Nerdpow, a con up in this area. I got hired as a tea guy up here, so there are many possibiliTEAS for bad puns that have just opened up. I'll more than likely be catching a bus to grab my car after this weekend, so if there is stuff going down Monday I'll be around.