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Fucking Karl was styling on me. I didn't know what to do. Alz had me thinking this is what a good testament does, and Karl let me know that it wasn't true. Alz step your game up this mf taught Machaboo, and could beat Shonen on a whim. Just putting it out there.

I don't think, I might make it anymore. If I don't get a better job, before then I won't be able to make it. I hope I could pull an Evo but right now I don't know. Keep you mfs updated.

I actually want to do singles this time though. We could run back the Teams though if you guys want.

My bad.

Thank you so much DaiandOh for taking the fucking initiative, I really appreciate you doing this for the community. Though seriously collectively (my boys I'm talking about) need to get our games up. That was literally the worst I have ever played in my entire gaming career. MGV- Your pretty solid for someone I don't know. Thank you for the compliment even though I don't believe I deserved it. You'll see better out of me the next time I promise. My people- You know who you are, you mfs suck. 5 unintentional taunts in one tourney, that shit is disgraceful. Sine- I really like to see someone besides Chaz banging it out with I-no. Keep coming to tourneys and you'll be gdlk. Krochos- Good shit at doing what you do best. Justice- Relax mf, he really was trolling mad hard, and still trolling you now. NY is raunchy with the shittalk, trust and believe this is not the last time you will be offended. Especially Biscuits but everyone else is going to fuck with you too. If you plan on going to tourneys more gotta develop that tough skin. Killerwatt- You have gotten so much better than last time, and I really like to see the improvement. Keep at it, your not the best Johnny in America by accident. Mahouko- YOU GODLIKE!!! Keep that training regime going, probably eating Baby chicks and old Similac in the morning. Running around tracks playing on a GG setup behind a bike and wagon combo powering it with your own sweat. I see you, and your stick was too fucking godlike. $5 DragonballZ sticks are too much for us simple folk.

E, what happened to adding me in GG?

This is the part where you jump in Blue and defend yourself..........................*crickets*.........

Redsilversnake is looking pretty free right now. Damn, when you get Zidane to post on your stupidity, you really have to be fucking up. Thanks for again having to put another BB scrub in line. Back in my day when Dustloop was playing a balanced game, we humbled ourselves for a while before we started talking shit. Now you young haberdashers come around thinking you the shit because you beat three people in a row on-line.

I don't know Bluenine stepped his game up. Not to say you didn't bang on him before but I think he could take you now.

Gonna be in this bitch, like Xaq at a Chucky Cheese Party. Its alright, new Xaq is pussy, he wouldn't fight for old Xaq, isn't that right new Xaq!?!?

Blue, I know you aint going to take that. Not trying to put a battery in your back but if that was me, I would MM not for the money but to dick whip him across the chin. You my boy and all but MF talk and this ish is like prison if you let one dude say one thing this week then everyone is going to be taking numbers to get in that Backpussy next week. You my boy, I'll still drink off your cup of drank, I just don't know about anyone else though is what I'm saying.

All up in this bitch, no shoes. GG/SSF4/BB/maybe MB if I'm feeling fancy and not free.

So Imma get a piece of that money right, Vyers.

After all these months of everyone trolling me even EC no one has said I was ass. Actually most people said I was godlike so... you'll figure it out when I get there.

Can't believe I forgot about NerdJosh's Faust. If you are more gimmicky than him you get a fucking doggy biscuit.

LMAO... Not to say that Nazgul isn't a competent player but the only reason I was having so much trouble is because my controller was malfunctioning and I was recovering from a crazy hangover that morning drinking with 10stars, Zidanel33t, Doomie J, Alzareth and a couple others. I was a mess for ECT2, anyone there could tell you. Also Alzareth is a better Testament and I beat him pretty consistently, of course he gets his games too. You really have no idea but I will laugh when you do. Even with all the problems I was having I eliminated Nazgul, and put Xaq in losers for that tourney so actually that is the worst example you could use. I play Mr. Quotes and Drunken Chicken over here and they are pretty competent Faust players soo..... we'll see. If you are as gimmicky as your signature entails, I'll have a little bit more trouble than I thought. Other than that Imma take your money, buy a sandwich, take one bite, and then throw it away.

I'd like to thank my mom, I'd like to thank my con-troll-er. Of course because I'm black, I would like to thank God. This is such a dubious honor.

You see Stone used my videos as context to determine that I was "free", when he played me at Evo he learned differently. I beat Xaq in tourney before even though he does body me a lot of times. Zoners are my specialty, and the video you saw was one fight of the million and one that Xaq and I have so if you want to use that for context go ahead. You'll be quite upset to find out otherwise is all.

I vote singles honestly but I would like for teams to be first. This is where my dilemma comes in because a lot of times its a lot better when teams are first because people still want to stay for singles.

Jaeger all the way motherfucker. Senkeii, I enjoy the sentiment but I'm going to have to take that money off of you now. No one is going to body me. MM FT5 $20

Your a fag...I wanted to get am you. Your not Runmonkey-brand asshole-ish enough to get am you. We should have a drunk money match then FT10 and you have to take a shot after every lose, and $20 to the winner. Senkeii, you cool, I was attempting to be hype but you guys are too cool to pull that shit off. I guess SoCal except for a select few are the only anuses left to troll. Why does the Midwest and EC have to be so cool?

Mac, after extensive time watching you fighting (3 minutes, anymore and I would have just kept falling asleep), I and with the assistance of my boy Dandystepper, figured you to be a Scotch Tape Slayer. Its okay i'll explain the term coined by Dandystepper, himself: Scotch taping: [ skoch teyp-ing] - verb To use J.2K to keep a Slayer combo together because your such a scrub to learn the more effective combos b/c it prorates the combo like a bitch. Marlinpie's fundamentals far exceeds yours I'm not asking you, I'm telling you. Dandystepper's execution, mindgames, and character specific combos well outplays your abilities to spam J.2K because you don't know no better. Just to let you know I have yet to lose to a Slayer in my whole tournament career. He is one of the only characters I have never lost to in tournament or outside of the two Slayers I play. You will just keep my statistic live and well is all. Just another Slayer to cross off in a tally of smoking pipes that I stamp on my wall. I will give you that your defense is not bad, and you could do all the Slayer combos I can do. If that makes you feel any better. MM me and then I can just give you one of our New York favorites "Sadness Confirm", you don't understand I'll explain: Sadness Confirm: [ sad-nes kuh n-furm] - verb to watch the sad look on the other person's face as you simultaneously combo them into holy hell. Pick as much money as you want but just to give you a quick heads up. People who know the Johnny match up, don't have a chance against me. At least train up to the point where you wouldn't stand a chance, you might actually hit me once a round. My Slayer match up experience is out the stratosphere so basically I will be beating you by muscle memory.

Ghaleon, I'm digging your status. I really appreciate the effort you are putting in for the community. With more people like you there wouldn't be so many people screaming dead game when its actually younger than most of the shit people play now. This game is a teenager looking for a casket right now. Yo Klaige, MM me. You were talking last time so might as well let me get some of your money.

MacArthur not that I don't got respect for you. But there are at least 2 slayers I play that well surpass you. Your not a second thought.

RunMonkey, please come cause I really need that transportation money. NY wants to host a fuck party in your asshole.