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Team Bowl of Soul is too fucking GDLK!!!

Honnou, I have enough respect for you. Granted I definitely didn't play all of the WC. I will take your word for the fact that there are probably some really good players in WC. Its just that the scrubs are on top of chairs screaming at the top of their lungs for attention. I will make another appearance in the WC but I'll probably aim more NorCal. I see the more competent players come from there. Also I was pondering about what Koogy said about me meeting Hellmonkey halfway. Is not flying thousands of miles, spending hundreds of dollars, and attempting to communicate with him on many occasions not meeting him well past halfway. I talked to Jo just like I talk to HellMonkey and I wasn't rude to him ever the whole time in communicating. The only thing I didn't do was lift his shaft and text message "MM me" on his scrot. If you really take in calculations I probably went 95%, all I wanted was another 5.

If the WC doesn't know about me, who the fuck cares? Obviously it didn't stop me from beasting on your people. The only one I would say was legitimately good out of all of WC is Wuku, Jo, and Tolore. Wuku isn't better than Alzareth in my opinion. Also Tolore I beat most of the time but was good at adapting. That is exactly what I meant in the beginning, with all your kid fame BS. Just because you don't know me doesn't mean you could beat me, and just because I know you doesn't mean, I can't beat you. WC, I think you found it out the hard way.

Quick story, I wasn't going and then 10stars bribed me. I didn't even bother to read any more posts when I decided to go. Its really fucking sad that you use that as a legitimate excuse. You know how much changes when someone says they are coming, they say they are not coming and then go anyway. You guessed right........Nothing!! It seems Jo is the only person that understands that. I start a new job soon so I will be able to tell you if I'm going to Summer Jam by next week. The only other tourney I think is even remotely close is Frosty Faustings and NEC is going to be in Philly. Side Note: What's this whole thing about reviving the community!? Why the fuck do I care if your interested in GG enough to make you want to play it again? Why would I take that ridiculous responsibility seriously? What does my ego have to do with anything in this whole menagerie? He was talking out of his mouth disrespectful-like and I came to put him in his place. Koogy, there's STFU I left back at the hotel you could have it all.

I got you. Hellmonkey lets do it. Also you picking anyone else is going to be tooo hilarious. Your just going to make the rape faster. Seeing you play in person was a fucking joke. To say the least fuck it let's make it $600, you might as well go all the way. I won't be going to West Coast so your gonna have to meet me more in the East this time.

I hope everyone read that because I said I wasn't coming and then I came he didn't have time to moneymatch me. That's your excuse, that's the whole reason this didn't go down. That.....is.....gdlk. Also where did the plethora of BB pot monsters come out of the wood work simultaneously blowing you off. Your following is strong, the chapel of RunMonkey must never fall as long as you have them. Qwerty: If you were reading Simple McRetard, you would have noticed your gf is the one that dodged me. I guess they don't even have public schools where you are at. Also if you were there you should have fought me then you would be quiet. Bang Cumrot: Noob Confirm: If you didn't know, you are a scrub. Its gonna be that way for a while.

RunMonkey is gdlk, he said he was too busy playing Mahjong and watching the finals to fight me. Good shit he couldn't spare a half hour so I could take his money. You make the WC look bad man. I liked everyone from the WC, godlike shit talk, and cool ass vibes. I really hope they find another Messiah for the WC. Qwerty: Your ass, bet it. I'll show you how wack my Johnny is.

I know your not half serious, let me put your BS to rest. MF you knew we had to play the WHOLE time you remember asking me for the money match didn't you. You were the one that called me out on the forums. Karl Kabilisk had a set up the whole time, and guaranteed you knew that. Your acting as if we didn't plan this months ago so saying that you didn't know until I played your boy in tourney is invalid. Also about your boy I beat him 5 times consecutively and he beat me once and that was in tourney. Don't talk as if you would have had better odds. I don't give a fuck about your daily events I just wanted to take the W off of you. Watching finals doesn't make you busy, sorry your lame ass excuses don't fly this time. You were just scared just let everyone know. Its okay you could say it, get it all out. From what I saw of you playing Jo had a lot better chance of beating me.

Vegs Baby!!! Loved everyone second of this momentous event except one thing and I'll talk about this. Wrote this in the wrong thread my bad. Shoutouts to: Jan: Had mad fun, I didn't know you were that cool. Your boys Jess and Bryan are mad cool, I will have to make a trip to Austin after all. Stone: Way cooler than I thought you were, wished we could have chilled more this weekend though. But don't let me body you again because you think I'm free. Matt Damon aka 10 stars: Thank you for everything. I'll make it up to you in the next tourney. Thanks for being so gdlk. Jimmy: You are the shit. Veteru: You gdlk in BB:CS but you have no chance against me in GG. Stick to your game and whether you like it or not Alzareth is a better Testament. We'll have our MM at NEC and you will do Wuku no justice. Wuku: MM for the next time we play FT10 for $50. Disclaimer: I take full responsibility for losing in the tourney, you won fair and square. I was mad hungry when I played you and I was shaking the whole time. I just want you to know that I'll body you under my normal circumstances. Alzareth: You needed to stop fucking up, and letting the organizer forget you. I heard you were gdlk when you were drunk. I wish I was there for that. Bluenine: You were mad fun, and helpful throughout the whole tourney when you really didn't have to be. Also your gf is gdlk especially for that idea she came up with. Soon to be a lucrative business. Strife: Loved the dresses and you were playing really well at the tourney. Your gonna be the next Mynus eventually. Vyers: Apologies I thought you were someone that was trolling me on the phone. I really appreciate you calling me to congratulate me. I didn't have your number because I have a new phone. Thanks again. Jo: Mad props to you for playing hard. I have the utmost respect that you took me on and you are mad cool. I was surprised you weren't a dick. Now for the situation with Hellmonkey, I divert your attention to the Money Match thread.

THIIISSS NNIIIGGGGAAAA, RUNMONKEY!!!! I love how this nigga, talks so much hot noise, and then when I get there THIS NIGGA DODGES ME!!! I will elaborate: Scenario 1: I tell KenMastersX to get in contact with Hellmonkey to fight him. He tells Razor and Razor tells Hellmonkey. MF gets up and walks to me, I look directly at him the whole time, and as he gets closer I say "Whats up with this MM?". This guy proceeds to walk around me like a ghost. I taken a back flabergasted so I ask KenmastersX why the fuck he do that and he shrugs with the IDK face on. He says walk after him and I do. When I start to walk towards him while he is on the phone, he walks at a pretty fast pace away from me. That's when I see Jan, I start talking to him about this silly situation and the MF walks back past me when my back is turned no longer down the hall. Scenario 2: Strife goes to Hellmonkey and says A3R wants to play you. I have him on the phone you want to talk to now. He looks at her with a shitty face and then proceeds to brush her off. Scenario 3: Bluenine texts Hellmonkey to ask about the money match, the mf doesn't respond until like a few hours later. When there is almost no chance of us getting a chance to play. Scenario 4: Hellmonkey says he wants to play but the only setup we have is in the Melty Blood because they are the only ones with regular tvs and if it is too crowded he won't play. He knows damn well that the Melty blood guys will not only not let us play much less let us take a tv out of their room. He also says if you can't do it in 20 mins he won't do it today bc he wants to drink. Scenario 5: This is the part that really fucking got me, I finally get to talk to him on the phone and he says "We could do this tomorrow" A3: "I have to leave for my plane at 12:00 tomorrow" Runmonkey: "I won't even be awake then though I will probably still be asleep" A3: "Alright well I'll play you later than I'll call you tom." Runmonkey: "Alright" or "Alright tom." (One of those two) Tomorrow is here, I got to the pool with 10 stars for about an hour. It was then 10 o clock we go back to the room and Veteru is there. I tell Veteru that I want to play Hellmonkey bad and Veteru responds "You can't play him now, he left to go home already around 9". I finally understand why everyone doesn't like you, I really get it when Flash said you were ass. After I saw how you played with Slayer, Pot, and Eddie, I was more than willing to let you play with them. I wanted to take home the W on both of you but I only got one. In Summary, RunMonkey, you are a Weeaboo baby scrub that didn't even have the fucking decency to play me after all that shit talk. After I came thousands of miles to fight you want to play like you want to dodge. At least Jo had the decency to take me on, your a fucking bitch. I'd love to hear you make an excuse for yourself. Please tantalize me with your BS, please explain to the players of America why you such a bitch!?

Vegs Baby!!! Loved everyone second of this momentous event except one thing and I'll talk about this. Shoutouts to: Jan: Had mad fun, I didn't know you were that cool. Your boys Jess and Bryan are mad cool, I will have to make a trip to Austin after all. Stone: Way cooler than I thought you were, wished we could have chilled more this weekend though. But don't let me body you again because you think I'm free. Matt Damon aka 10 stars: Thank you for everything. I'll make it up to you in the next tourney. Thanks for being so gdlk. Jimmy: You are the shit. Veteru: You gdlk in BB:CS but you have no chance against me in GG. Stick to your game and whether you like it or not Alzareth is a better Testament. We'll have our MM at NEC and you will do Wuku no justice. Wuku: MM for the next time we play FT10 for $50. Disclaimer: I take full responsibility for losing in the tourney, you won fair and square. I was mad hungry when I played you and I was shaking the whole time. I just want you to know that I'll body you under my normal circumstances. Alzareth: You needed to stop fucking up, and letting the organizer forget you. I heard you were gdlk when you were drunk. I wish I was there for that. Bluenine: You were mad fun, and helpful throughout the whole tourney when you really didn't have to be. Also your gf is gdlk especially for that idea she came up with. Soon to be a lucrative business. Strife: Loved the dresses and you were playing really well at the tourney. Your gonna be the next Mynus eventually. Jo: Mad props to you for playing hard. I have the utmost respect that you took me on and you are mad cool. I was surprised you weren't a dick. Now for the situation with Hellmonkey, I divert your attention to the Money Match thread.

I guess... I'm helping to row the boat with you Digital Watches. Even though I have a job, I won't be attending Evo this year. :Dum Dum Dum: Last minutes revelations reveal that the original plane ticket that I was going for which was $277 jumped to the astronomical price of $574 adding expenses for Food, Venue Fee, Pot Money, Vegas, additional transportation, and just-in-case money. Also the fact that the only thing I was going for was a singles tourney in GG, and 2 $30 money matches. It didn't seem financially feasible.:shrug: Unfortunately I believe we'll have to wait another time for us to settle this score but for right now no go. Whatever is the closest tourney with GG to my area you guys are going to I'll be there otherwise. See you at Frosty Faustings.

I'll bring a setup for GG. You WC mfs are mad sleepy when it comes to Guilty Gear. Hopefully there are another people for Teams because I would love to make double money.

OH...NO...You didn't. MF after all that hot shit you were talkin? You better come correct next time. ::Most hood accent possible:: Anyone else want to get bodied for dinero? Digital Watches just threw off my money train a bit.

DoomieJ: You were too fucking gdlk, and I'll run back getting drunk with you anytime. Alan: Fucking wack that you couldn't stay out and play. Thanks again for the room, I owe you. Jan: If your reading this (even though you probably not) good shit. Mad I couldn't go wild on you like I wanted to but next time we'll really fight it out. Sogos: You cooler than I remember and that's a lot of cool. Congrats for getting so far. Mindgam3: We'll have a time where I could show you somethings. You must of leveled up because you were fucking up so many people in the tourney. Vyers: Your the shit as always. I like that you are really working on that offense. Sadly enough, we only had a few fights would have liked more but whatever we will fight before Evo. Light Nazgul: Good games, wish I wasn't fucking up so much when I fought you in tourney but whatever. Nuclear Cheese: You are the most random fuck on the planet, I like it. I love that playstyle for Sol because he needs the unknown factor bad. NY: I aint telling you niggas shit because I see you guys all the time. LOL Jimmy: You my nigga. Shit if I forgot to shout you out my bad because I am in a hurry. But mad love to you guys really great tourney besides the stuff Doomie said.

You know what is hilarious to me, Its the fact that even though we have exchanged words for the past year or so I believed that you were good. I believed that you were a decent fighter with admirable abilities in the sense of fundamentals and competency. The thing though is that I was dead wrong watching you play was a trifle on the mind. Fundamentals aloof, Combos dropped, and the most common of play all over the place. Then I wondered why the fuck mfs suck you off so much and then I watched who you were fighting. It all came to make sense when I saw who you were playing. Sorry West Coast but the only players you guys have ARE the worst players in comparison to the guys I play. Also everyone that has played you think you are average to say the least and they are the guys that I beat. BUT I will say one thing the only person to endorse you was MarlinPie, which I was surprised to hear even though he still beat you senseless. Spirit Juice: MM me.........okay then. Jo: I'm going to turn our matches into a special 2-hour episode of Oz. Imma change your name to Becky, make you my main bitch.

Jo: I will give you this homeboy you are really technical, you got that for sure... but only on the West Coast. I know I am more technical than you without a doubt but also there is a little problem with your technical abilities. Everytime I see you fight your fundamentals are all over the place. That technical ability means dick if you can't apply it correctly. My technical abilities are insane to say the least but my fundamentals are all the stronger. Hellmonkey: It's Baiken vs. Johnny or nothing else. We could do the multi character shit after your asshole stops bleeding. Spirit Juice: ....... Fuck up. Mynus: We are gonna be withdrawing from the Bank of West Coast. You ready to get those stripper's kids some new jordans?!?!? KenMastersX: We could definitely do this shit. I really wanted to fight you for a while.

Jo, again your like a rabbit that got stuck under my patio, I'm going to nurse you back to health and then skin you. Your actually the first person Ever to say my Johnny was terrible, especially since you have never fought me before. If my Johnny is terrible, you should have no problem then right? I don't have to tell you how nice I am because I know I am. You know what is the 2nd most asked question when I am in tournament: Wait, Johnny could do that? The first one you'll know because you'll be asking yourself it the whole time. Spirit Juice, yeah Xaq is a really great guy, also a very smart player.... think on why he bet against you? I'm talking for him, unless the ruffling of your money in his hands is considered talking. Also all this shit talk and your not even playing your quite humorous for being ass.

Okay Papi, sure don't worry I think I might put up a side bet on how many fights I lead on you.

Jo, you are so adorable. When I trounce you, and I'll give you a quick tutorial. Frank the Tank knows the deal after fighting both of us, maayyyybbbee he knows something you don't know *shrug*. The important question is: Will you still post that snuff film you call our fights online after I do what I do to you? Love the hype. Digital Watches, Yeah no Axl competition over here. I am still confident though that you won't win. I won't hold the lack of experience as an excuse. Hellmonkey, If you want this money match, its Baiken vs. Johnny, nothing else. Not this American counterpick bullshit because I could play Slayer against your Baiken. I want to play your best (more accurately mediocre) against my best so that at the end, there is no excuses. No wondering, just results. Spirit Juice, Let's just say Xaq is already counting your money right now. Qwerty, I thought you wanted to fight me, little offended but I guess I'll live on. If you want to MM it out we could does it.

Jo, I'm more than excited to take you on. Hellmonkey, definitely accepted. Please stick to Baiken though, because your Eddie isn't barely competent. Spirit Juice, prepare to come off of that money. Digital watches, I really wanted to fight you for a while. I don't play the Axl matchup to often but I'll fix that by the time I get there.

MM bet it. Gonna expose West Coast like PeeWee Herman in a porn theater. Going up to $30, who want it? Get am me.

Give me your number in a PM and I'll call you. We will definitely be playing this weekend so give me your number before then. Also its Xaq's B-day and we are going to watch the SuperBowl.

Ha. HAAA. Haauttt Sandwichzzz, thank you guys for having the best team name ever. Also winning with it. I love you guys.

I used 5C in the middle of the bugs and then stood inside the Black orb and poked at him with 4C until the meter ran out a couple of times. When he is not in fever, he's your bitch. All sounds about right.