Stay up until 3:00 AM on computer when I know my roommate gets salty because my loud typing keeps him up
Go to bed around 3:30 AM
Wake up at 7:30, turn on all the lights while roommate is asleep, turn off all the fans
Take a shower for 20 minutes since I know he has class at 8:00 and said he was going to shower in the morning
Get dressed in the bathroom to waste even more time
Leave for my class at 7:50
Roommate looks mad salty as I walk out the door