killionaire

Especially those who happen to have eight kids by the age of 30.

But you're a SPAH... Next thing I know you might be sleeping with some Boston kid's mom.

I mean, why else would you be talking to me so much if not to backstab me when you've earned my trust and let my guard down?

THAT TROLL IS A BLOODY SPAH.. Why didn't I notice this before?

Now you're calling me sir.. Well, at least I'm leaving you confused.

Perhaps that is the case.

It seems that every day I end up having an epic conversation with someone.

Well then, I guess I'll be going now.

Fine then. I'll be taking chromosome pair 21 and the Y pair from you. Sounds good?

Gotcha. I'll be sure to take away some other valuable thing of yours to ensure that you treat it well.

Well, I suppose I could think of worse fates.

Fine.. If that's how you want to do things, then know that I also have a microbomb installed in case my sanity loses its vital signs. If you plan on eating my sanity for dinner, I'll at least give you the pleasure of making it your last meal.

I also forgot to tell you that my sanity is protected by a physical barrier spiked with poisonous thorns. This type of poison will cause you to flail your arms around like a madman, injuring everyone nearby, before you collapse and die.

You seem to forget the shielding that it has from it's own local magnetic field. Not to mention it will attempt to bite back at you if you try to use it as food.

Then I'm ordering my goons to take it back by force. And twist your knees into unnatural configurations while they're at it.

I want my sanity back.

Weird.. I just noticed.. My birthday is only four days apart from yours.. Same year, too... Don't ask me how I pay attention to these things. My eyes are very attentive. They read every bit of information on the page.

Anyway, I was also able to figure out the ultimate tactic for my Rachel, demonstrated in this video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NBFlu5J9-g

I can most certainly say that you are TEH LAAAAAAWWWW!!1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itmNiTwHOsM

As far as I can tell, buffering is only necessary for 720 motions.. Even 360s can be done standing.

I've figured out how to buffer a GETB from a simple kick.. You just gotta be really fast. I can see how enough practice can get ya there.

Well, that was bad too.. However, do you know what's worse? The Star Wars Holiday Special.