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Actually Zidane agreed with me on the only argument I made, onslaught..

There were a number of things that you've said that were so completely incorrect I didn't have words to express how solidly wrong they were, so I said things like "Improve" or "Watch better players". I still don't really have anything better to say when you think Hazama's pressure isn't incredible, especially with the option to fade into one of the strongest zoning games whenever he wants to. Besides, you've been tossing out similar remarks the entire time as well, only more personal, more degrading, more mocking and most ironically, less backed by fact.

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*walks in. Sets up a lawn chair. Pulls out some popcorn and a large soda*

Don't mind me. I'm just here for the show.

*loud sip of his soda.*

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> hey hazama general seems busy let's take a look

> oh it's dacid telling someone how to play a character he doesn't know how to play again

> he's probably gonna get blown up by zidane/team st1ckbug in a few more pages and 20 people will have new sigs

can we move on to a new arc now? B<

M'kay, I'm done with this thread already. Thanks BO-bro.

1) Noel is an auto-pilot character to pick up and play and do massive damage and beat scrubs / people who can't block (Americans).

<3

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I just think it's funny that when Zidane disagrees with me everyone here rides his nuts but when he agrees with me he's completely ignored to the level that people don't even know he's already posted.

Stay free

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Actually Zidane agreed with me on the only argument I made, onslaught..

There were a number of things that you've said that were so completely incorrect I didn't have words to express how solidly wrong they were, so I said things like "Improve" or "Watch better players". I still don't really have anything better to say when you think Hazama's pressure isn't incredible, especially with the option to fade into one of the strongest zoning games whenever he wants to. Besides, you've been tossing out similar remarks the entire time as well, only more personal, more degrading, more mocking and most ironically, less backed by fact.

... you proved me wrong.... right. I'm sure everyone can quote you on that. You know what I'm worried about? The fact that you get this matchup info by playing Willy. That's a really scary thought. And why do you keep changing subjects? His zoning game has nothing to do with the shit we were talking about. We're not arguing whether or not he's a bullshit A-S-tier character. We were arguing whether or not his pressure was as stupid as Makoto, Litchi, Carl, etc.

And did Zidane say anything about his pressure? Good job. You can't prove shit even with written documents.

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This thread seriously needs some new material.

Is there any?

-Trolling Dacid

-Dick Jokes

-Top Hat

........I don't think we could add anything that Netplay General doesn't already have covered at this point. But hey, since Dacid is a masochist for Japanese players and Haz forums...

Why stop him?

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Actually Zidane agreed with me on the only argument I made, onslaught..

There were a number of things that you've said that were so completely incorrect I didn't have words to express how solidly wrong they were, so I said things like "Improve" or "Watch better players". I still don't really have anything better to say when you think Hazama's pressure isn't incredible, especially with the option to fade into one of the strongest zoning games whenever he wants to. Besides, you've been tossing out similar remarks the entire time as well, only more personal, more degrading, more mocking and most ironically, less backed by fact.

the teaching the japanese thing is a actually hold on real talk for a second

dacid, you can not try to tell people how to play a matchup with a character you don't use, I'm sorry but you just can't do that

hold on I have a list of points I want to make, take them how you will

1) CS1 Hazama is herp derp jc mash yeah -- CS2 Hazama yeaah, no. Like Zidane said he becomes braindead after you learn all his shit maybe, but comparing him to Noel MvC3 damage is a bit off

2) please don't say you'll "master hazama in 48 hours " when you haven't mastered your own bang yet and then there's the tao thing

3) if you want to know what I mean by mastered see point 5

4) noel is bullshit, even if you know the matchup, like just a terrible build for a bitch

5) the answer lies in the heart of battle

dacid you do a lot of things that tend o make the shitstorm you get pretty deservable, now I'm sure you're pretty excalibur and shit irl but come on man

also the beating LK with 6D thing was just in bad taste

that's like putting tokido in losers, and he comes back and wins the whole tournament

and while you're on your phone bragging to mom you sent tokido to losers, he walks by with $ 10k and goes

" you is strong I got brucky to take your money " it's just in bad taste man

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... you proved me wrong.... right. I'm sure everyone can quote you on that. You know what I'm worried about? The fact that you get this matchup info by playing Willy. That's a really scary thought. And why do you keep changing subjects? His zoning game has nothing to do with the shit we were talking about. We're not arguing whether or not he's a bullshit A-S-tier character. We were arguing whether or not his pressure was as stupid as Makoto, Litchi, Carl, etc.

And did Zidane say anything about his pressure? Good job. You can't prove shit even with written documents.

OHH MY GOD GO WATCH A GOOD HAZAMA FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE

You don't even know how much or how often I make fun of Willy because of how bad his Hazama is. Go ahead, just ask him. I make fun of it every time I see him at least twice.

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OHH MY GOD GO WATCH A GOOD HAZAMA FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE

You don't even know how much or how often I make fun of Willy because of how bad his Hazama is. Go ahead, just ask him. I make fun of it every time I see him at least twice.

Refer to BO's post. I'm done talking to you.

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the teaching the japanese thing is a actually hold on real talk for a second

dacid, you can not try to tell people how to play a matchup with a character you don't use, I'm sorry but you just can't do that

hold on I have a list of points I want to make, take them how you will

1) CS1 Hazama is herp derp jc mash yeah -- CS2 Hazama yeaah, no. Like Zidane said he becomes braindead after you learn all his shit maybe, but comparing him to Noel MvC3 damage is a bit off

2) please don't say you'll "master hazama in 48 hours " when you haven't mastered your own bang yet and then there's the tao thing

3) if you want to know what I mean by mastered see point 5

4) noel is bullshit, even if you know the matchup, like just a terrible build for a bitch

5) the answer lies in the heart of battle

dacid you do a lot of things that tend o make the shitstorm you get pretty deservable, now I'm sure you're pretty excalibur and shit irl but come on man

also the beating LK with 6D thing was just in bad taste

that's like putting tokido in losers, and he comes back and wins the whole tournament

and while you're on your phone bragging to mom you sent tokido to losers, he walks by with $ 10k and goes

" you is strong I got brucky to take your money " it's just in bad taste man

1: I said Haz can be autopiloted, Zidane agreed. Learning a character's tools is default, and you have to with Noel to beat GOOD players too.

2. I didn't say I would master Hazama in 48 hours, I said I would learn him in 48 hours, because I already know and understand all of his tools better than most American Hazama "players" (If you're a Hazama god, obviously this doesn't include "you")

3.

4. Noel is not bullshit, she's a little too good and high reward for kind of dumb things, but to play her at a high level you can't be a retard. Spoilers: This may or may not dis-include american play in general!

5.

The beating LK with 6D is a reality. He knows I think he's a better player than I am, but I still won that match and made top8. If someone's going to make fun of me for using 6D, I'm going to defend it with the results.

The tokido analogy is terrible and irrelevant. I did not beat Tokido.

Oh, but you want to know how many people jumped on the mock-me bandwagon for losing to him, without provocation? Man, you have no idea.

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I thought it was funny, like Tokido walking with money in his hand in slow motion to eye of the tiger. c'mon nigga, that's funny.

Noel is p bullshit, like " high reward for dumb things " is one ingredient for bullshit.

real talk, the "mock-dacid" bandwagon probably happened like this

( take offense how you will )

> wow dacid is arrogant as fuck what a dick, saying he's god gift to bang and shit

> oh wow tokido blew him up with his own character and asked him to test the buttons

> maybe dacid learned humility

> dacid: tokido is strong, I learned a lot --

> cool he learned humility!

> -- after those 2 rounds I think I can take him now.

> what.the.fuck.

that's just a paraphrase or whatever and I'm just giving you what the situation looked like to a lot of people or whatever. I think you're a decent guy from what I hear on streams, and the little youtube pizza roll thing with your commentary over it.

if you want people to stop tugging your dick, you need to not jump on guys for complaining about Noel in a general thread for their character, tell them you can do better in 48 hours, and proceed to poop on them about how you beat LK with 6D.

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You're (obviously, and I'm sure you know) grossly exaggerating the things that I said, but the point is understood onslaught.

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You're (obviously, and I'm sure you know) grossly exaggerating the things that I said, but the point is understood onslaught.

alright cool, now we're all super best friends no homo.

good shit everyone except bolverk who made me hate those fucking cats all over again.

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Bolverk saw them in skype chat, he thought it was cool, wanted to share with his kindergarten pals.

Now watch bolverk get sadfaced at me in skype chat; jokes on him im to busy making a booze run.

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Bolverk saw them in skype chat, he thought it was cool, wanted to share with his kindergarten pals.

Now watch bolverk get sadfaced at me in skype chat; jokes on him im to busy making a booze run.

LOL YOU GOT ME! *runs*

good shit everyone except bolverk who made me hate those fucking cats all over again.

I'm so glad I accomplished my goal here today. (don't worry, I hate them too)

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I already forgot what started this nonsense....

....I could go for some chinese...

Haz Coast needs no provocation for nonsense. Only boredom.

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I already forgot what started this nonsense....

....I could go for some chinese...

I forgot how I got here...uhh...HI EVERYONE!

I heard somebody in here wanted to talk about MURDERS!

Don't tell anyone I said this, buuuuuuut *punched*

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