unsanctifier Posted August 28, 2011 Posted August 28, 2011 But you're the one who is turning off girls with your comic books!
mAc Chaos Posted August 28, 2011 Posted August 28, 2011 He isn't reading comics to get girls. It's a HIGHER PURSUIT.
unsanctifier Posted August 28, 2011 Posted August 28, 2011 He isn't reading comics to get girls. It's a HIGHER PURSUIT. Let's just say I leave people GREEN with envy.
Nini Heart Posted August 28, 2011 Posted August 28, 2011 This. That doesn't make any sense, and I've been personally told my grammar is sophisticated. Prior to university, girls would stop talking to me because I used words that were more than 8 letters, real talk. Maybe you should be talking to girls who go to school? And wtf kind of girls are those that stop talking to you because you're smart and use big 8 letter words apparently? Oh shit, I used apparently, a 10 letter word, I must be real sophisticated. Oh shit that's another 8+ letter word
unsanctifier Posted August 28, 2011 Posted August 28, 2011 Maybe you should be talking to girls who go to school? And wtf kind of girls are those that stop talking to you because you're smart and use big 8 letter words apparently? Apparently, he pisses off even his imaginary companions!
BladeOfJustice7 Posted August 28, 2011 Author Posted August 28, 2011 (edited) He isn't reading comics to get girls. It's a HIGHER PURSUIT. This is my reason for reading them. The only thing I do to attract girls is dressing moderately good. Let's just say I leave people GREEN with envy. What you did there, I see that :3 EDIT: @K.B yea that was in CEGEP, a special interim academic level between HS and UNI only in Quebec. I get mad girls now because I only talk with university girls, go figure they LOVE me because I'm intelligent. One girl stopped talking to me because I used the word "chivalry" another was because of the word "indifferent". True story. Edited August 28, 2011 by BladeOfJustice7
Bibiquadium Posted August 28, 2011 Posted August 28, 2011 Not enough swag detected. Now to the next target, oh check that ass, let's talk to her "so yeah, have you read the latest Iron Man comic?". Target lost. Was very effective, not.
unsanctifier Posted August 28, 2011 Posted August 28, 2011 Not enough swag detected. Now to the next target, oh check that ass, let's talk to her "so yeah, have you read the latest Iron Man comic?". Target lost. Was very effective, not. Hey babe, wanna see how big my D.C. is?
BladeOfJustice7 Posted August 28, 2011 Author Posted August 28, 2011 Hey babe, wanna see how big my D.C. is? I wanna sig this. My iron Man convos have gotten me numbers when done right, (no they aren't nerdy girls). I don't always rely on Tony Stark talk for numbers. EDIT: Though sometimes they just give me their numbers as well:sweatdrop:
mAc Chaos Posted August 28, 2011 Posted August 28, 2011 Not enough swag detected. Now to the next target, oh check that ass, let's talk to her "so yeah, have you read the latest Iron Man comic?". Target lost. Was very effective, not.I know girls that would work on.
BladeOfJustice7 Posted August 28, 2011 Author Posted August 28, 2011 No, replace D.C (fuck DC) with my stick. Gdlk bantering begins from that.
unsanctifier Posted August 28, 2011 Posted August 28, 2011 Not sure if we've met Bibibibibi, are you coming to T12? Blade: No.
Nini Heart Posted August 28, 2011 Posted August 28, 2011 EDIT: @K.B yea that was in CEGEP, a special interim academic level between HS and UNI only in Quebec. I get mad girls now because I only talk with university girls, go figure they LOVE me because I'm intelligent. One girl stopped talking to me because I used the word "chivalry" another was because of the word "indifferent". True story. I think you're confusing something. They stopped talking to you because you didn't realize they were speaking french the whole time. Still, going for black girls only in MTL is a BIG WASTE if you ask me. Dem white wimmenz are so much better, so much richer, so much easier, and craving so much more for dat nigga stick
BladeOfJustice7 Posted August 28, 2011 Author Posted August 28, 2011 I've gotten girls in ottawa as well and toronto, and one girl I've been talking to is straight from senegal.
unsanctifier Posted August 28, 2011 Posted August 28, 2011 I think you're confusing something. They stopped talking to you because you didn't realize they were speaking french the whole time. Still, going for black girls only in MTL is a BIG WASTE if you ask me. Dem white wimmenz are so much better, so much richer, so much easier, and craving so much more for dat nigga stick Omg I lol'd so fucking hard. Hey Blade, lemme know when you pick a Japanese girl while having a limited Japanese vocab.
Nini Heart Posted August 28, 2011 Posted August 28, 2011 Hey Blade, lemme know when you pick a Japanese girl while having a non existent Japanese vocab while having lived in Japan your whole life. Fix'd for greater accuracy
Bibiquadium Posted August 28, 2011 Posted August 28, 2011 You just need a good wallet and a decent car and you'll get dem' Japs no vocabulary needed, just make sure it has a pussy magnet equipped
unsanctifier Posted August 28, 2011 Posted August 28, 2011 Fix'd for greater accuracy\ I don't live in Japan.
BladeOfJustice7 Posted August 28, 2011 Author Posted August 28, 2011 I have a feeling Pedro is gonna flip when he looks at the thread lol. I'm going to sleep for a bit. Need moar comic book pick up lines.
Bibiquadium Posted August 28, 2011 Posted August 28, 2011 There, you're on a roll http://www.readjunk.com/articles/pickuplines/comic-book-pick-up-lines/
Nini Heart Posted August 28, 2011 Posted August 28, 2011 I know. I was just relating it to Blade's case. >lives in quebec >doesn't know french >tries to pick up french quebec girls >blames the fail on them not understanding his big words
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