LunaKage Posted December 9, 2011 Posted December 9, 2011 (edited) The New Michigan Thread MIBB GDLK Champion: LunaKage [since Feb/04/2012] MIBB Teams Champions: The Bogard Brothers (Axis & Skye) [since Mar/30/2012] MIBB Runbacks Champion: Skye [since Apr/27/2012] MIBB Youtube Champion: Vacant [since Apr/09/2012] MIBB PaperWeight Champion: Deviru Dahlia [since Apr/27/2012] The Canada Story, brought to you by our own Black Onslaught. CANADA : A HISTORY OF STARBURST STEALING NIGGAS me, axis, troy, skye and grendy were riding to keytard's place in PH for some casuals ( he has since die, aka we haven't heard from him since ) our method of navigation was by using grendy's ( at the time ) reliable droid now see, we're niggas, so we automatically placed our faith in the white man's GPS system in a phone ... but that's where we fucked up on the way the port huron the droid told us to get on the bridge to canada, and make a u-turn naturally, all of us were hesitant but troy was driving and he's one scary white dude so we respected the white man's droid navigational abilities ..... but that's where we fucked up we are immediately shaken down by the canada defense force, and forced to pull into customs .... but that's where shit got real we got forced out of the car, forced to leave all potentially dangerous objects in the car, troy got asked if he was carrying like nuclear bombs or something i left my starbursts in the car, on this fateful day .. a half pack of red and pink starbursts. RED AND PINK, THE BEST TWO FUCKING FLAVORS after we got molested/questioned by the customs police rape force ( they went in Grendy's gooty, pray for him ) they give us some ticket from Willy Wonka and we head back to Troy's car I immediately look in the backseat and notice that my cell phone and mp3 player ( and grendy's punkass droid ) are there, but there is one critical element missing -- my goddamn staburst however, we all needed to get the hell out of Canada, and I was pretty sure one of the cops was seconds away from throwing cocaine on Axis and killing him for the 1993 setup so we depart, I turn around in the backseat and glare out the window -- and I see it a thing no one should see a canadian cop eating my red and pink starburst and licking his lips ..... fuck canada. The Chicken Nugget Story, as Presented by Our Own Skye On one foggy evening, 4 men sat in a basement, sadlifing about pedophile jokes and mandango S&M porn, Steven (Axis), Christopher (Skye), Kevin (not Luna), and George, enjoying a Friday night as we always do. Suddenly, George has an idea! "We need chicken nuggets! LOTS AND LOTS OF CHICKEN NUGGETS" Kevin is reluctant, trying to have tact in this, a stroke of genius, however Christopher and Steven agrees instantly, "we need 100 chicken nuggets". Within minutes we gather all we can to contribute to the cause, Kevin included and we all hop in the car, at 10 PM, to McDonalds, we walk up to the desk and say, "We would like to order 100 chicken nuggets", the clerk looked at us like we were stoners, Steven had to confide in them that we weren't, she finally took us seriously and placed the order, after much deliberation and decision making, we decided to up the number to 150. So the order of 150 Chicken Nuggets were placed. While waiting, Kevin and Steven brought up the brilliant idea to take all 150 Chicken Nuggets, go into the Play-Place and have an old fashioned nugget fight, "cuz we stack paper like that". The idea was placed under much consideration, but we were hungry. So we gathered all 150 Chicken Nuggets and went to the gas station to get drinks, when we returned, we basked in the glorious nuggetage. When we were "done" (we couldn't even finish them all), we sat back, a few of us laid down, Christopher included and Kevin booted up Tales of Phantasia, then quickly after, Chrono Trigger, in a bask of the moment, we named the characters after vulgar terms for genitals, we laughed at hilarious lines like- "Ass, can I come too?""Cocks! Where have you been!?""Ass's father Miguel""Cocks, that's a nice name""Cunt, something's wrong" It was 1 am when we left from Kevin's house and we rode through frighteningly thick fog on home. Friday nights that ended in thressomes were not as good as this one, and the best part, was that we were all sober. The End. Basic Player Information Dustloop: Skye NickName: Skye RealName: Christopher Location: Detroit, MI. Transportation: Hitchhiking BB: Arakune | Bang GG: Ky | Robo-Ky MB: C-Kouma AH: The Male rapist character Dustloop: Delrian NickName: Del RealName: Given on a need-to-know basis. Location: Southfield, MI. sometimes Saline, MI. Transportation: Need rides else I'm true team NAH. BB: Rachel (Lambda, Platinum, or Rachel in CS2) GG: A.B.A. MB: F-Aoko AH: None Dustloop: A.X.I.S. NickName: Axis RealName: Steven Location: Detroit, MI Transportation: Hitchin' rides BB: Tager | Plat GG: Pot | May MB: C/F-Satsuki AH: none Dustloop: Toasty NickName: Toasty RealName: Matt Location: Grosse Pointe Park Transportation: Car BB: Relius | Valkenfun GG: Venom | Anji MB: F-Nero | C-SAkiha AH: Yoriko(Ice) | Lilica Dustloop: unsanctifier NickName: Canada RealName: Omar Location: Toronto, Ontario (OH!!! CA!!! NA! DA!!!!) Transportation: Car, Train, Bus, however. BB: Rachel | Hakumen | Platinum GG: Slayer MB: Miyaki | W-Arc | Neco Arc AH: Leise(Plant) Dustloop: LuminAbyss NickName: Lumin RealName: Mohammad-Yasser (pick whichever, it's a first name middle name thing) Location: Troy, MI Transportation: I got a car, so I'll be picking up people a lot. On rare occasions, I'll need to hitch a ride. BB: Ragna | Tsubaki GG: Order Sol | Slayer MB: H-Kohaku | F-Ciel | F-Riesbyfe AH: Lieselotte Dustloop: Prototype909 NickName: Proto RealName: Alex Location: East Lansing/Grosse Pointe Transportation: Will usually need pickup, will change next year BB: Kokonoe | Ragna GG: Undecided MB: F-Arc | F-Tohno AH: Clarice | Kamui Dustloop: Jake D Nickname: Jay Realname: Jake Location: Detroit, MI. Transportation: None BB: Jin GG: None MB: None AH: None Dustloop: ShardZ NickName: ShardZ RealName: Andrew Location: West Bloomfield Transportation: i haz car. BB: Tsubaki GG: ABA(?) MB: H/F-VAkiha | H-V.Sion AH: Cathy | Elsa Dustloop: BlackOnslaught NickName: BO RealName: Que'Ondreas Location: Flint, MI. Transportation: None, that backseat anime/90s rap mp3 player type of nigga. BB: Hazama | Ragna | Jin GG: Slayer | Sol | Order Sol MB: H-VSion | H/F-Nanaya | F-Arc AH: we'll see. Dustloop: Greats NickName: Greats RealName: Derrick Location: Battle Creek or (usually) Houghton Transportation: Ugly red car BB: Litchi (retired) GG: Testament MB: Sion | Satsuki AH: Nazuna | Dorothy Dustloop: Grendy NickName: Grendy RealName: Ryan Location: Toledo, OH Transportation: Car. Willing to give rides when I can make it. BB: Hazama | Tsubaki | Jin GG: Johnny | Order Sol MB: F.Roa | S.Akiha AH: Dustloop: Prodawg NickName: Sydog RealName: Jack Location: Grosse Pointe MI Transportation: Toasty's car BB: Considering Valk if he is ever on the 360 GG: Chipp MB: Kouma AH: Undecided Dustloop: koun NickName: Shadow RealName: John Location: Shelby township Transportation: stuff BB: Jin Kisaragi GG: Millia Rage MB: F.Akiha Tohno | H.Akiha Vermillion | F.Ciel AH: Petra Dustloop: Leonil_Requiem NickName: Leonil RealName: Brian Location: Oak Park, MI Transportation: Random BB: Ragna | Hakumen | Jin GG: Ky | Johnny MB: C_Warc | H_VAkiha AH: Kamui | Petra | Lilica Dustloop: MainG_Jago NickName: Jago RealName: Marvin Jenkins Location: Highland Park Michigan Transportation: can borrow mother's car for now BB: Mu | Ragna | Bang GG: Order Sol | Johnny | Dizzy MB: None AH: None Dustloop: BigBadBrownBear NickName: BrownBear RealName: Capa Location: Rochester Michigan Transportation: Car? BB: Arakune GG: None MB: None AH: None Dustloop: Blakmaphia NickName: Blak RealName: Jeremy Location: Novi, MI. Transportation: Hitchhiking BB: Rachel |Makoto | Platinum GG: Jam | Bridget | May MB: Miyako | Len AH: Dorothy(Wind) | Lilica(Ice) Dustloop: Shinsyn0021 Name: Chris Nickname: C.J. | Shin Location: Virginia Beach, VA/ Warren, MI Transportation: Soon BB: Jin GG: Sol | Johnny MB: C-Ryougi | C-Reis AH: Saki | (Lightning) Dustloop: Deviru Dahlia NickName: Devi, Dai, Cee RealName: Christopher Location: Detroit, MI Transportation: None BB: Noel | Tao GG: Chip | Milia MB: C-Len | H-Miyako AH: Petra | MeiFang Dustloop: Omniswell Nickname: Omni Realname: Russell Location: Rochester Hills, MI Transportation: Car. BB: Plat | Litchi GG: Chipp | Ky MB: Kohaku AH: None Dustloop: Chaos_Kalibur Name: Troy Nickname: Chaos Location: Detroit, MI Transportation: None (However Shin Shows Up) BB: Litchi | Jin GG: Anji | Milia MB: H. Aoko AH: Weiss | Petra Edited April 28, 2012 by LunaKage
Deviru Dahlia Posted December 9, 2011 Posted December 9, 2011 Good shit @ the thread title. Moogles yo. :>
Amadeous Posted December 9, 2011 Posted December 9, 2011 Fuck yeah Five Guys Burger and orange soda, best lunch ever
LunaKage Posted December 9, 2011 Author Posted December 9, 2011 Fuck yeah Five Guys Burger and orange soda, best lunch ever I have to agree.
Amadeous Posted December 9, 2011 Posted December 9, 2011 Chickfila's better. Chick fillet's good, but I can't get a burger there.
mAc Chaos Posted December 9, 2011 Posted December 9, 2011 I like Five Guys too, but it's so heavy. Every time I go there I feel like I need to wait another 3 months before trying again.
Amadeous Posted December 9, 2011 Posted December 9, 2011 Pfft, baby. ...okay yeah I might not have a burger for a while either but still.
Prototype909 Posted December 9, 2011 Posted December 9, 2011 Luna's diet consists of liquids and meats he receives from 5 guys
LunaKage Posted December 9, 2011 Author Posted December 9, 2011 Luna's diet consists of liquids and meats he receives from 5 guys HA! I see what you did there.
Greats Posted December 9, 2011 Posted December 9, 2011 do you mean netplay or liveplay i might be down for some lagplay on psn...
Brandinoli Posted December 9, 2011 Posted December 9, 2011 So yeah here's the deal on FF: I'm planning on getting a room at the hotel across the street from the venue for Friday and Saturday. If it's possible for someone to house me on the Thursday before that'd be godlike since I really would rather make the 5 hour drive from Detroit to Chicago while it's day and hopefully clear as opposed to the night. 50-50 if you're coming with me would it be possible for you to help me with the room? I'd really appreciate it. Everyone else who wants to carpool can just help me with gas and you're good.
Chris Chaos Posted December 9, 2011 Posted December 9, 2011 So yeah here's the deal on FF: I'm planning on getting a room at the hotel across the street from the venue for Friday and Saturday. If it's possible for someone to house me on the Thursday before that'd be godlike since I really would rather make the 5 hour drive from Detroit to Chicago while it's day and hopefully clear as opposed to the night. 50-50 if you're coming with me would it be possible for you to help me with the room? I'd really appreciate it. Everyone else who wants to carpool can just help me with gas and you're good. My living issue at the moment isn't that good, but I can talk to someone who might be able to house you that Thursday night. Sent from my DROID2 GLOBAL using Tapatalk
Greats Posted December 9, 2011 Posted December 9, 2011 So yeah here's the deal on FF: I'm planning on getting a room at the hotel across the street from the venue for Friday and Saturday. If it's possible for someone to house me on the Thursday before that'd be godlike since I really would rather make the 5 hour drive from Detroit to Chicago while it's day and hopefully clear as opposed to the night. 50-50 if you're coming with me would it be possible for you to help me with the room? I'd really appreciate it. Everyone else who wants to carpool can just help me with gas and you're good. it takes about 3-4 hours to get to the venue from my house.
Leonil_Requiem Posted December 10, 2011 Posted December 10, 2011 I could put you up for the night. also i'd like to come. i still haven't talked to my major yet. xD but i've worked hella overtimes so i think some people will spot me the hours.
Brandinoli Posted December 10, 2011 Posted December 10, 2011 I could put you up for the night. also i'd like to come. i still haven't talked to my major yet. xD but i've worked hella overtimes so i think some people will spot me the hours. Gdlk. So the people who's shown interest in driving with me are: Greats Leo 50-50 Del (?) I can fit 4 people comfortably in my car so if Del can't make it I can bring one more person. I'm going to ask for $20 from everyone and that's for Gas. I may crash at Greats since it's a 3-4 hour drive like Greats said. As far as the hotel goes, the room I'm aiming to get is going to be $111.98 so $22 from everyone will cover the price.
Deviru Dahlia Posted December 10, 2011 Posted December 10, 2011 I'm down for paying and everything. I really want to go. And since Mom will probably let me since classes don't start, it's looking like a damn good possibility. 22 collars of cash is also ok. :3
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