There have been a lot of rumors floating around about me, such that I appear to be known alternately as
-A pretty cool guy
-A really hot chick
-A six-year-old chessmaster, or
-The Judeo-Christian conception of Satan
I'd like to set the record straight.
I'm actually a pigeon, very carefully trained to peck algorithmically determined responses on a keyboard and use a specially-designed stick to play fighting games. This may be difficult to believe, but I think the fine fellows in washington can corroborate this.