Lemme stop you right there, pedogayliac; as this is the American Dustloop, there are a few things YOU have to accept:
-Scones suck.
-Tea is horrendous.
-Trust me, we're all plenty aware of how white you are.
-You don't even like the little dickgirls you are tasting? Srsly dude.... messed up...
-Hex is always crying, not anything new.
So yeah, get with the times, boy.