Zidane

Man this thread fucking slays me. Mu is top tier. MU IS TOP TIER. I don't understand why anyone with any sort of skill is trying to post to help people and not just trolling the fuck out of FailLoop.

highschool mexisache gives me the power needed to crush you insolent fools

dat wc freeness

Time to troll again! So you play Hazama vs. Mu huh. What is the matchup then?

STOOPBRO'S AFRAID TO LEAVE HIS STOOP STOOPBRO'S AFRAID TO LEAVE HIS STOOP Hey stoopbro. Why don't you leave your stoop. What are you... free?

After I embarrass ForeheadBro AGAIN, raping him in game with a stick I can't even play fully, i'd like to think at this point in his disappointing and distorted life an epiphany of sadlife proportions would hit him; he would realize that fighting games aren't his thing. Confused, dazed and fucked humble, he'd have to settle for growing a mustache, changing his name to Ramon and making hot goods at the local deli. That or sucking dick on the corner to support his drug addictions.

You forgot the gold stars

Let's get this straight nigga. Spark, Wuku and Veteru are vet coast. I have nothing but the utmost respect for them, as players and people and that is in no way a joke or me trolling. Acting like they're aligned with you is a fucking insult and disgrace. So all I see is StealinggloryBro acting like him an his free coast is hot shit. So good shit NOT getting first even though supposedly you can't find an equal. Stay free DelusionalBro. I didn't even include the fact that I wasn't there cause we all know if I was you woulda been Doren place; 9th. But congratulations Zong on your placing. I commend you placing so high when having no competition.

I'm nit even going to bother quoting your post, whateverBro. I'll just say this. You think YOU leveled up since then? Nigga I'm gonna break this down in ways your feeble amine brain can understand. I'm Goku and you're Vegeta. You came to my area, acting a fucking fool, and I sent your tall, lanky, five-head-having mongloid ass back to whatever free planet you're from. You can't touch my super saiyan swagger. You think you've gotten better? EC is hyperbolic time chamber. WC is random planet that gets exposed every other episode

Damn I guess I have been dodging; I apologize. You did beat LK and 10stars ( notice how I said veat, not rape. Thisll be important later on ). Too bad I fucking raped the smart out of you, assuming you once had some, when you came to NY. Do you understand? I don't even play on stick. And I play mid tier. You got your asshole violated by a mid tier char ( according to DL and when is DL ever wrong? ) Now that I replied to your pathetic claims, can you stop trying to talk o me like were equals? Fucking embarrassing yourself BladeBro.

You know what the saddest thing about your latest stupid post? You mention winning west coast tournies like they matter or I should be impressed. ROFL. Keep dodging reality.

I'm fucking dying at your comparisons. California is to japan? Rofl. Let me break this down for you in terms even you will understand: West Coast is to Blade as East Coast is to a functional non-retarded human. #1 PSN Tao? No. #1 Tao. I don't need to travel to your free ass coast to body you scrubs. When you slaying lions, ain't no need to travel to body kittens, you feel me? The only thing WC has over EC are delusions of grandeur. I mean, honestly, what has west coast dis in any game? I didn't even say video game. I SAID ANY GAME. I'll fucking body you in Jenga. Also I think it's cute how you dedicated a paragraph to making fun of my vocabulary while avoiding how free you are. You've given me a great new name for you; DodgeBro. Not cause you dodge the question of whose better. It's cause you dodge wins nigga. I'm done with you. Bring back Spirit Jake. Atleast he was a challenge.

Funny you say that AsscidBro. Because I played CT for one week in arcades. Then console came put and I was #1 Tao in America in 2 fucking weeks. In the amount of time it took for you to put on your big boy pants and learn one combo, I was establishing dominance over a whole nations scene. You getting "good" in BB is the crowning achievement of your life. My utter decimation of America's BB scene was a Tuesday.

Hey DacidBro. Real talk. What the fuck did you ever do in CT? That's right, nothing. You're just one of those scrubs that got lucky with stupid buffs to a braindead character and now you think you're hot shit. LK was actually winning or almost stopping top tier with his mid tier character. You fucking lost to my shitty stick mid tier hazama. Newsflash my nigga. You just another victim.

Where was I you ask? At home. Becoming #1 PSN Hazama. What the fuck have you done with your life? You only #1 Masher. You not even on my level. Don't fucking talk to me if you don't want things to get violent next time I see you FreeFree.

Yo, how'd you do at SBO quals FreeBro? Oh. Right... I didn't know pozer gives you enough time to post after he's done whipping you silly and fucking you stupid. Guess you must mash on the keyboard like you mash on 5A. Btw blade, GJ missing the entire point of my post and thinking I was making fun of you. I'm sure someone else just got a new Blade sig and you'll still wonder why people don't respect your opinions. Oh well.

Hi Blade. We haven't had the pleasure to meet. I'm Zidane. You might've seen my previous works, such as "Hazama Is Top 3, You Stupid Scrubs" and "Did This Nigga Say FC Hotenjin Was Number 1?". Now, before I say anything else, I'd just like to let you know I'm not personally attacking you because well I don't know you. Contrary to what whoeverman said about me, I'm not really a dick. So, throwing that out there, let's talk about you. You're dumb. Not in life, no, but about fighting games. Particually BB since that is the game I noticed you post about the most. You seem to think all these people that argue with you are "trolling" you. Dustloop is not singling you out because you have a funny face. You are wrong a lot and say stupid shit. That's ok, I think we all did once. Except I hear you got banned for 6 months. Now I can't imagine how stupid the things you said were to get banned but just reading all your posts and all the sigs people have of you, I've got some inkling. You can't contribute In a conversation about game mechanics in gameplay and then fucking mention Unlimited characters. You can't talk about punishing certain shit the best you can when reading your glorious past posts you say shit like punishing with what you feel comfortable, not the best option. Lastly, because I won't go over all the fail, you mostly have no right to talk about fighting games AT ANY LEVEL when you say corner combos should be prorated. I mean, seriously guy? Fucking seriously? When half of dustloop is quoting your posts and loling, maybe you should lean back and think if the problem is you and not them. With this newfound knowledge I hope you acquire, maybe then you could put more thought into your everything, nt only becoming a better poster, but maybe a better player if you like that sorta thing. Just my two cents, -The Ziddu, #1 Most Dangerous Thing As Tagged By Spirit Jake And The Rest Of Free West Coast

Dodgemonkey and dodgejake, sitting in a tree D-O-D-G-I-N-G first comes ego, then comes bullshit, then comes the shitposts in a shitpost thread!

Cool. Now that we determined this thread can ever give a definite answer can we close it and read gay shotalolicon together?

Had to quote whole post cause typing on iPhone. I mean, your last paragraph I pretty much agree with completely... If the question was which move was better. Like I feel like you and a lot of other players are ranking hotenjin so high because what it can do, not what it can do off fatal. If this was a thread about "what's the scariest move to get by or CH by", I'd say that hotenjin is NUMBAH 1. Or 2. But it can't possibly win best fatal. It just can't. Too many other moves surpass it in damage off FC compared to damage off regular. And in my mind I thought that's what the point of this thread was; what moves provide the best reward off FCs and how often you can get that FC. I agree pretty much with stickbugs list f best fatals. Maybe replace hazamas 214db but I dunno.

Well I mean... Hitting hotenjin in general is more practical than hotaru. But for a FC move, I'd rather hit hotaru then hotenjin. Like I'm not saying these moves are better than hotenjin, but what you can do off everyone elses FC is SOOOOO much better than hotenjin.

I guess I'm forgetful too; I forgot you were a hazama player and knew all about his everything and could logically explain to people why X is X. But seriously, besides the trolling, which I hope you are, it doesn't matter that hotenjin hits mostly fatal; the combos you see after it are the same from a non-fatal hotenjin. The few actual fatal combos add an extra few hundred points of damage. I hope you can realize this spirit Jake and dumb people of dustloop. Wait aren't they the same LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL smileyface edit: zong we can play whenever if you want.

>types like a faggot--i'm sorry, homosexual, playing dnd with his little sister >HAzama player sees how much extra damage he gets off FC Hotenjin compared to raw Hotenjin >Enlightens DL that Hotenjin hitting is godlike enough and FC doesn't matter >Spirit Jake throws a hissy fit >Brings in WC butt buddies >Complains about EC being free; I body DacidBro, "bext WC player" when he comes to NY >Spirit Jake damage controls saying he's not that good even though he wins all your free tournies in Cali I guess you can summarize it with >Spirit Jake thinks he's knowledgeable cause he can close threads I have a good idea though. We'll play FT5. No top tier can be used according to dustloop logic. I'll pick Hazama. I'll show you all the cool things he can do off regular hotenjin. Oh, >in before UMAD when really it's UENTERTAINED

He did mean to say that Ragna 2C FC is rare outside of punishment. It doesn't matter though cause you can base what he said on everyone's FCs except I guess Carl and Arakune so it pretty much just shits on everyone else.