Holy shit, this had to be the worst morning I've ever had.
I had forgotten my cell phone at home, so I drove back (being only a mile away at this point from the house) to get it, got my car in the garage, got out to go get the phone, but turned out my car was still in reverse (I thought I had put it in park), and started backing up, dragging me along with it, actually colliding with the side of the garage, me inbetween the garage and the car, and out onto the street, almost tearing the driver seat door while it was at it. I had to chase after it and jump in and stomp on the brakes, luckily before it had gone onto a neighboring yard.
So yeah, door still works, it's just busted up at the joint now, and I bruised my right leg and have a cut on one of my fingers from where I got jammed by the car and garage. Nothing broken or anything though.
The good news is the day can only get better.