SansProtocol

I do try to embody my life's story in a single sentence. :3

The realization that they're playing online and they can't sock the dude in the face for taking it so seriously.

Yo, thanks man. Though I would have been pissed if I had won in my state.

I wish my match with Tyger was recorded. That was some of the hypest shit EVER! Also, I am a little girl and I love glitter. P.S. I barely remember the last round and the subsequent glitter-bombing but I guess I took it like a pro. I was laughing so hard at that free ass looking mofo until I saw that he was wearing my sweatshirt.

ALL ABOARD THE HYPE TRAIN, WOOOOO WOOOOO! (That's how the whistles go.)

+500. Good shit, man.

Man, you're going to enjoy the shit out of Extend then. Just Renka midscreen for days. You know what's also fun? .

Nah, I'm Drunk. Godlike is YOUR codename.

I did once and then picked it back up because I like my room tidy.

Hush, Kristoph.

I'm confused on who is or is not trolling.

It's -34 on block. Why even risk throwing out 6D?

Let's not talk about Smash. XD

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Just Guard, learn it, abuse it, fuck 8-way run.

You might have a girl or two to entertain with your penis, we got ya. Don't have to beat around the bush about it, just give it straight. Lucky bastard.

You got it right. I'm Squirtle by default because I turtle. :3

TEAM TAMPA, BAYBEE! GAUNTLET THROWN, GAUNTLET PICKED UP, AND NOW WE'RE GOING TO BLUDGEON YOU OVER THE HEAD WITH THE GAUNTLET! Protip: I'm the Squirtle.

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Considering the gravity of the situation, how air resistant your opponent's body is, and how much salt is already running through their bloodstream, you'd probably end up with this:

These are both great to hear but for different reasons. One involving seeing someone face to face and the other not taking so much damage anymore to the face.

Why do you do that to yourself?

I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I'M NOT STUPID! Aggghgghghghghghhghghgggh.

Well, what other series could be ruined in the next year? I think you're pretty safe if you need to recover from the shitstorm that was these past few months. I'm trying to be as hype as possible for the tournament scene but damn. Pretty damn sure it'll return to me when I get to SURGE and Boss Burst like a OG a.k.a. get with a bunch of mofos, drink, and have a good time.

Awwww, O.K. No Hakumens should be dusty.