I swear I read the first post, but somehow glossed over the shortcut bit. Thanks.
ALRIGHT, it's showing up now, and I figured out how to make the antivirus not be stupid, so it should work now. However, the combination of how bad I am, how bad my controller is, and how awkward playing #REload again is makes me less than eager to find out right this instant. I'll lose horribly in a few hours...