Goes to Carl's theme. 'MARIONETTE PURPLE'
(:19) Good evening ol' chap. Do you have time to spare?
Carl Clover, how d'you do? Welcome to the nightmare.
I ain't all that important, but I ain't to be fucked wit'
By the end of this rap, you be ragin' and goin' "BULLSHIT". (:27)
(:38) With a pimpin' ass hat, a purple poncho to boot.
I'll be knockin' on your door, and collectin' your loot.
So BITCH where's my money? Don't MAKE me fill you with lead!
Hustlin' wherever I go, just collectin' my heads.
See I'm a psycho ass kid, bitch this ain't no cosplay.
I be crossin' up and clap loopin' and you be cryin' all day. (:50)
(:53) Have you met my dear sister? She ain't your typical "Judy".
Her only problem's she's a robot, but ain't she a cutie?
Bitch, don't get any ideas. I got my eye on you mister--
Huh? Wait! Where are you looking? Don't you DARE touch my sister!
Mother fucker it's ON now, now you gone and done et.
When you messin' with Carl? You messin' with an angry puppet. (1:03)
(1:10) Now I'll be jumpin' all over, smallest hitbox in the cast.
Distractin' you from the war-bot putting her claws up your ass.
Punch loopin', and trippin'-- hope you ready to GO.
2C, to the 8D, to "Nee-San~ OSOI DESU-YO~" (1:17)
-Song cuts to slower jazzy portion-
(2:32)Oh dear I'm so fuckin' cheap. But that's the life of a pimp.
By the end of the match, you're ragin' 'round like a chimp. (2:37)
(2:40) I'm sorry, did that hurt? Try me later, ol' twat.
I'll be here lookin' dandy, and fixin' my hat.
Me and my sister, see we grew up on the streets.
We've been through tough shit, and we're off to defeat--
--The biggest bounty on the market, maybe you've heard of the Reaper?
What? Are you out already? My, you're quite the sleeper.
C'mon sis, let's go to get the Azure Grimoire.
Now where's that pesky reaper? Hope he didn't get far. (3:00)