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This thread is boring once more. Time to see what's going on in the view askew...

Do you want me to tell them about the battle of 413. Or I can tell the story about some high school backyard wrestling we participated in.

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Literally the only reason I don't go to Xanadu is lack of a way up there. To be fair, I probably don't try as hard as I could, but I'm not so sure how well I feel about asking random people with "Maryland" in their profile for a ride. ┐(’~`;)┌

Dude i dont mind coming and picking you up.

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HAY GUYS.

SOME TASTY DRAMS GOIN ON IN HERE.

To Alex's credit, the guy does love BB and he does try to push and grow the BB scene. He brings up people to xanadu and sits down with them to play/teach BB. I know how I personally feel about the game but I completely support Alex trying to push and grow his game's scene. If wolf guy was god tier I'd probably be looking at the game but honestly I know I'd fight a litchi or a bang and just complain bitterly and be very very salty.

2 Games I wish I played more but don't. VS AND HnK. HnK is such a fucking game, niggas dying left and right. Bunch of men fighting each other.

Bmore, come to Xanadu and lets play some Vsav.

AbomK, HE DOES LOVE ME, sorta =\

Thanks press for recognizing what i have been trying to do for bb in md. Hopefully there can be a scene like they have in newyork someday.

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tbh, you're going to need more than BB on a laggy tv to be honest :V. You guys have to get there regardless. Even the one time BB game, it didn't really get ostracized. Yeah people hate on the game a lot (myself included) but if you guys just show, we won't give you shit. I don't like SSFIV either, but really though, I don't bug them for bringing it.

Obviously we all just need to -play more super turbo-

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i think that was the only loney xunday where no one bitched about sf4

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Do you want me to tell them about the battle of 413. Or I can tell the story about some high school backyard wrestling we participated in.

Which battle of 413? I'd like to know which event is the definitive "battle of 413", since there were around 11 of them in a 2 year span.

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Which battle of 413? I'd like to know which event is the definitive "battle of 413", since there were around 11 of them in a 2 year span.

The battle of 413 was a defining Starcraft 2v2v2v2 game with the people on the back of the 413 school bus to Randallstown. There were many battles but only one with significance was labeled the battle of 413. I was partied with Jo Chan, Michael Stanley were partied with a Jehova's Witness, and there were 2 other parties consisting of an Indian guy and other various people on the back of the bus. I can understand why you no longer remember the battle because what happened in the match did not end in your favor.

Either way, the victors are the ones who write the histories of war. Since I am the victor, I will share this story. LORD ORX's base was positioned in the 10'o clock position, directly north of my base. With the intelligence I gathered utilizing Satellite technology, I saw LORD ORX's heavily fortified defenses. LORD ORX's fortress was defended by a layer of powerful cannons, each equipped with personalized shields and the ability to attack air and ground units, the cannons were positioned behind heavy terrain including a large basin of inland sea. My top ranking generals and my allies reviewed the intelligence report and determined LORD ORX as threatening state seeking expansionism through dominance. My state immediately began construction of highly armored cruisers and developed a bomb powerful enough that it could destroy a section of LORD ORX's cannons in one blast. In addition to the report, we were able to locate a hidden facility in LORD ORX's land as known as a Fleet Beacon where LORD ORX was constructing new aerial weapons of war. My ally responded by constructing mid sized gunships equipped with powerful air to air missiles to attempt to counter this threat.

We mobilized our armies at the North corner of my territory. When the night fell, we began our surprise attack. We launched a missile so powerful it was almost nuclear, aimed at LORD ORX's cannons. We knew LORD ORX detected this launch so he would react immediately. The bomb successfully fell on his cannons, rendering the north side cannons useless. We pushed my armored ships forward first. LORD ORX responded with his new fleet of Carriers each with their own set of small gunships. My armored cruisers were overwhelmed by the number of gunships LORD ORX's Carrier's deployed. My ally arrived with his gunships equipped with the powerful air to air missiles, his gunships attacked directly at LORD ORX's Carriers and destroyed them. When the last of the Carriers were destroyed, we knew LORD ORX could not recover through expedited production and a damaged economy, his allies were too far away to provide support. We issued an ultimatum, a treaty ending the war, the elimination of the authority and influence of those who have deceived and misled the people of ORX into embarking on world conquest, the ORX military forces shall be completely disarmed, and the occupation of points in ORX territory to be designated by my state. LORD ORX had no choice, he surrendered, and he was hanged for his war crimes.

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I don't doubt the authenticity of the story. I merely am making an observation of character on the reporter himself.

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he was hanged for his war crimes.

Old women dying before Dragon Quest can get released and Mike Smith signing peace treaties.

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I predict a wikileaks style shitstorm in this thread....

its imminent

Oh, so you tapped down or forward before posting that?

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