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i started playing oblivion again in eager anticipation and hype building for SKYRIM

and man this game is fucking huge, the world, that is

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SSSUUUZZIIIEEEE

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT no man suzie has a DEGREE

yeah, oblivion is huge, it's a very white man thing, unlike jrpgs. mmm storytelling vs sandboxing

hahaha bear traps on floating enemies, those wraiths must have the faust air hitbox. speaking of jedi knight, I remember the silliness of force pull mechanics in some of the later games, like jkja. if you force pulled someone while falling from a great height (there was one big canyon level that was perfect for this) it was very much FLY AWAY.

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greatness of bear traps knows no limits

So there's a part where you and a buddy have to fight another crustacean monster.

Your buddy tanks some hits while you plant bear traps

Eventually crustacean switches aggro to you

Crustacean walks onto stacked bear traps and loses half its life

Do it again and crustacean dies

Later you fight a big evil villain dude who has powers comparable to yours

I try hacking away at him, but it's really ineffective because he can invoke the same shield spell you can, he can block hits, and he has assloads of HP

I throw bombs at him but they don't do enough dmg and I don't have enough bombs to kill him

So instead, while he's casting spells or doing big attack animations I've avoided, I plant bear traps

Damage of my sword: like 15-21, good chance of causing a damage over time effect. But damage is 100% blocked by shield, blockable by plain blocking, and combo breaker blocking means you usually can't get more than a few hits in.

Damage of a bear trap: like 40-60, unblockable, goes through the shield. That's right, bear traps are no less than 3x as effective as your sword, probably more when taking into account how much easier it is to deal that damage.

goddamn bear traps

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And it was from that video that I started listening to them.

And same here.

NIGHT FALLS AND WE'RE LONGING FOR THE WOODS

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And it was from that video that I started listening to them.

And same here.

NIGHT FALLS AND WE'RE LONGING FOR THE WOODS

YES!

YES!

/bison

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Arm wrestling in Witcher 2 is awesome for a totally buggy reason in the game's second chapter.

Everybody you need to arm wrestle during the day sits in front of a campfire. When you go into conversation with them, you get teleported in front of them, which means you get teleported on top of the campfire. This sets you on fire, which may not be apparent during your initial conversation with them, but is evident the moment you start arm wrestling because you are ON FIRE. Even better, you get set back on fire during the after-wrestle conversation, and talking as the victor while in blazes is awesome. <insert Initial D/HnK/Ippo/The Last Dragon/whatever you want thing about the aura>

Of course, you do get to watch your health drop a bit afterwards because you've been set on fire, but who cares it's awesome.

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Shouldn't the fire spread to your opponent too? I assumed in most white RPG's that kind of status effect is modelled to be contagious.

In other news,

http://www.npr.org/2011/05/31/136721965/al-qaidas-paper-trail-a-treasure-trove-for-u-s?ft=1&f=1001

The seized documents showed that al-Qaida paid an unusual amount of attention to its fighters and their families. Married members were allowed to have seven days of vacation for every three weeks worked. Bachelors got five days off a month.

The kind of benefits package you would kill for (quite literally). How do these terrorists stay hungry?

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seems like I'm really going to need a gaming PC before the rampage.

also after Kung Fu hustle, Chang I recommend you Yip Man 1, less comedic and more technical. BRUCE LEE'S TEACHER.

and try to download a LEGIT DUB lol, it's like watching Japanese anime with English voices.. and shitty voices.

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I saw yip man already, it's pretty good

yeah I didn't expect it to be in english, I thought it meant english subs haha.

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seems like I'm really going to need a gaming PC before the rampage.

also after Kung Fu hustle, Chang I recommend you Yip Man 1, less comedic and more technical. BRUCE LEE'S TEACHER.

and try to download a LEGIT DUB lol, it's like watching Japanese anime with English voices.. and shitty voices.

The funniest Stephen Chow movie I have ever seen is God of Cookery.

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So the place I'm working at is like the ethnicity twilight zone.

During our daily stand-up meeting, I am the only Asian person. In fact, there are more women in the meeting than there are Asian people (and no, none of the women in the meeting are Asian).

I don't know if there's a single Indian guy on the team.

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mike: heard ppl r in gg mode for now.. if i head to ur place arnd 5 would i get some games in?

ray: lo that was funny good one

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A line I heard on the radio regarding Memorial Day: "2 armies went in, 1 nation came out."

THUNDERDOME CIVIL WAR

Kevorkian has died. EVEN DEATH MAY DIE

I wonder if it was assisted.

Kevorkian is the career assists leader among doctors *rimshot*

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