A husband comes home from work one day, and he finds his wife crying her eyes out, just balling.
Husband: Whats wrong?
Wife: I was cleaning our daughters room today, and I found all sorts of chains, whips, sex toys and bondage magazines.
He stares at her bewildered and in disbelief, his wife still in tears, looks at him dead in the eye, and in a voice of someone who has lost all hope asks him:
Wife: What do we do?
He takes a step back, and gets lost in thought, he clearly cannot believe what has been presented to him, he looks back at his wife and says:
Husband: Well I guess a spanking is out of the question.