Trolling excuse only works when you're not flipping out in front of twenty people IRL. Seriously, why the fuck are you calling people mashers, if you're getting poked out of unsafe shit then that's your fault, not theirs. I can't really help it if you can't understand me, but I could understand you and the shit you were spewing pretty well, myself.
Seriously? If you were really just trolling then it's fine, but generally trolling doesn't involve you yourself getting mad.