Yo! BlazBlue raps!

[toushiro555]

(Some say that this belongs into zepp)

Blazblue rap by Dat Lbg Broken and Mapmark659(xbox live)

Im ragna the blood edge,

im a vampire

I kick your ass with my bike attire

I slash you with my C with a knife

And I can also f’ing drain your life

I have a jesus kick, I got a blob

For a hitbox with a side of cole slaw

PPl think Im A tier, But im rly an S

Along with your mother, whom I caress

Cuz im ragna the bloodedge, don’t ya see?

I kick you in the nuts so you can’t even pee

I got 3 distortions which can cut you down

For two thousand damage, I can make ya frown

I even make sure you can’t even fall

Cuz my 22c makes up for it all

So I Astral finish, foo you through

I kick your ass, good day, f’ you

[CakeWasBannedd]

Im ragna the blood edge,

im a vampire

I cracked up there.

[toushiro555]

We were like bored as hell lol

[Wirya]

You SHOULD post stuff you made when you're fired up, not when you're bored. Especially if you're still new to this forum.

EDIT: And you should not make separate threads for character-specific raps, because that will very likely piss the mod(s).

[toushiro555]

>> My bad there Wirya

Also we were fired up when doing this we were all riled up when trying to do this lol..but the vampire one didnt make sense.

[Wirya]

I actually think that that vampire part is kinda cool. People don't have to take it literally, anyway.

[A.X.I.S.]

EDIT: And you should not make separate threads for character-specific raps, because that will very likely piss the mod(s).

but your a mod...in fact I believe your a super mod!

also the ender was weak.

I'm black so I know my shit.

[lxMetalSonicxl]

Then you should make your own rap and make everyone astonished.

The DB Rap Contest. Someone get on that.

[Wirya]

@SolBadass:

I'm not a mod for Zepp Museum.

Yeah, I agree, the ender was weak. I'm a Netcee so I know my shit too.

[Code-Nana]

Hey, fuck yer shit up. 'Cuz i'm the lead of the game.

RAG-na the Bloodedge, with the bluest of BLAZE.

Hazama ain't got shit. to ME? His trollin' is tame.

I got a mother-fuckin' sword and a GAT in it's frame.

U mad? Don't cry! It just makes me feel bad.

See, i'm not such a villian-- it's hard to understand.

I got's a dysfunctional family, with a whacko-ass brother.

Dad should'a taken a pillow and smothered my mother.

But I ain't got no parents, I grew up as a pessimist.

I'm all by myself, labelled a TERRORIST.

But the popo ain't got shit on me, I'm the best by far.

I 5B you in the face, and you see notin' but stars.

Inferno DIVIDER to rapid, just in case you were quick.

Givin' mix-ups to D Spam to you suckin' my DICK!

What's the matter? Get up! It's not over yet!

Oh shit-- it's Tao. Noel too? GOTTA JET!

Hey stupid! That hurts! Why you hit so hard?

Tao! Damn. Get off me, you're such a freakin' tard.

I got all these mother fuckers just punkin' me all day.

Aw fuck, it's the rabbit. Wat's up dock? Go away!

Off to the true ending! All hip-hoppin' and jolly.

What's that? you sayin' my Azure's a folly?

Whatev' I'm just glad I finally scrapped Nu.

The wheel of fate is turnin'. Now for Blazblue 2.

[MisterBadguy]

DDEEEEEAAAAAAAMMMMMN BOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIII!!

[Zeromus_X]

Epicness

[Wirya]

@Code-Nana:

That's nice, me like.

[A.X.I.S.]

holy shit nana just won the god damn thread.

OH SHIT I SEE POTENTIAL IN THIS!!!! IMA BE NANA'S HYPE MAN!!

[Hellknight10]

Givin' mix-ups to D Spam to you suckin' my DICK!

roflol

that was hilariously epic

[pktazn]

Bon Qui Qui approves of Code-Nana's rap.

[Wolt]

Ragna rap.

SOMEONE GET THE PLATES CUZ TC YOU JUST GOT SERVED!

[Blade]

We were high as hell lol

Fixed.

[Circuitous]

Edited the thread title. This could be fun for a while.

[Marionette Pwii]

LOL

[Yggjrasil]

Edited the thread title. This could be fun for a while.

Circ supporting rap...? WAT

[Circuitous]

Don't ruin it by posting off-topic, thanks.

[Code-Nana]

Goes to Carl's theme. 'MARIONETTE PURPLE'

(:19) Good evening ol' chap. Do you have time to spare?

Carl Clover, how d'you do? Welcome to the nightmare.

I ain't all that important, but I ain't to be fucked wit'

By the end of this rap, you be ragin' and goin' "BULLSHIT". (:27)

(:38) With a pimpin' ass hat, a purple poncho to boot.

I'll be knockin' on your door, and collectin' your loot.

So BITCH where's my money? Don't MAKE me fill you with lead!

Hustlin' wherever I go, just collectin' my heads.

See I'm a psycho ass kid, bitch this ain't no cosplay.

I be crossin' up and clap loopin' and you be cryin' all day. (:50)

(:53) Have you met my dear sister? She ain't your typical "Judy".

Her only problem's she's a robot, but ain't she a cutie?

Bitch, don't get any ideas. I got my eye on you mister--

Huh? Wait! Where are you looking? Don't you DARE touch my sister!

Mother fucker it's ON now, now you gone and done et.

When you messin' with Carl? You messin' with an angry puppet. (1:03)

(1:10) Now I'll be jumpin' all over, smallest hitbox in the cast.

Distractin' you from the war-bot putting her claws up your ass.

Punch loopin', and trippin'-- hope you ready to GO.

2C, to the 8D, to "Nee-San~ OSOI DESU-YO~" (1:17)

-Song cuts to slower jazzy portion-

(2:32)Oh dear I'm so fuckin' cheap. But that's the life of a pimp.

By the end of the match, you're ragin' 'round like a chimp. (2:37)

(2:40) I'm sorry, did that hurt? Try me later, ol' twat.

I'll be here lookin' dandy, and fixin' my hat.

Me and my sister, see we grew up on the streets.

We've been through tough shit, and we're off to defeat--

--The biggest bounty on the market, maybe you've heard of the Reaper?

What? Are you out already? My, you're quite the sleeper.

C'mon sis, let's go to get the Azure Grimoire.

Now where's that pesky reaper? Hope he didn't get far. (3:00)

[Kain]

This and the Ragna rap you posted are epic win, Nana.

I demand more.

[Takoto]

This topic is awesome.

I wish I could write raps just so I could make lolful ones. xD